KOTLC Reacts: Star Wars vs. Star Trek
Sophie: Star Wars.
Dex: Star Trek.
Sophie: Star Wars.
Dex: Star Trek.
Keefe: Does anyone want to explain what the heck any of these are and how Dex knows about them?
Dex: Mom has a bunch of human movies and we watched them as a family. They're awesome.
Sophie: Star Wars is better.
Dex: No way. Star Trek has much more sophisticated technology.
Fitz: Um, would anyone like to explain what's going on?
Saph: It'd be easier to show you. *begins to put in Star Wars number Four* (A/N: I forgot what it was called.)
Tam: Okay, I know I'm not the best at math, but I'm pretty sure you start with one, not four.
Saph: *glares at Tam* Who's the expert here?
Tam: *raises his hands in surrender* Okay, okay. Fine.
Sophie: You have to watch Star Wars in the order they were made. After the fourth, fifth and sixth, they made prequels one, two and three.
Biana: Seems a bit weird. Then why not number them in the order they were made?
Fitz: She just said because one, two and three are prequels.
Biana: But still.
Saph: Anyway....
Everyone: *watches all the Star Wars movies*
Saph and Sophie: Han!!!! Han whyyyyyyy...... *starts crying because Han died in the Force Awakens* (A/N: idk, I just feel like Sophie would like Han...)
Biana: Why is Chewbacca so hairy?
Saph: He's not Harry, he's Chewbacca. You just said his name.
Biana: *thoroughly confused*
Sophie: *grumbling* I can't believe you guys have never read Harry Potter...
Fitz: Potters? Aren't those people that make pottery?
Saph and Sophie: *facepalm*
Dex: He's not wrong though...
Keefe: What?!?! Did Dizznee just agree with Fitz???? THIS IS LEGENDARY, WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE WORLD?????
Saph: Guys. You're missing the movies. Shut up and watch.
Tam: But we finished them all...
Saph: And yet, there's a movie playing, Tam, so don't argue. My friends have tried, and failed.
Sophie: *explaining cause she's nicer than I am* She put Star Trek in.
Everyone: *nods* Makes sense.
*50 BILLION HOURS LATER*
Saph: So, who was your favorite character in Star Wars?
Biana: Princess Leia and Rey, of course.
Linh: Yeah, girl power. *high fives Biana*
Sophie: I do like her, but I like Han. He's reasonable.
Biana: *whispers* Kinda cute, too...
Fitz: Well, I like Luke. It took a lot of guts to go on an adventure he had no idea about.
Saph: Dex?
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Kotlc Reacts
FanfictionI know there's a TON of these, but just thought I'd share mine. Join the keeper crew (an occasional guests, if I can manage it) in reacting to completely normal things...for us at least!! BEWARE THE PRESERVATIVES!!!
