Saph: AAAAANNNNNDDDD WEEE'REEEEEE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!
Everyone: *halfhartedly* Yayyyyyyy......
Saph: That is a disappointing way to start the morning. I want MORE ENTHUSIASM!!
Tam: *as dull as elfishly possible* More enthusiasm.
Saph: Okay that is not what I meant and you know it.
Dex: Didn't we already react to a Christmas something? Are you running out ideas?
Saph: Yes we did and whaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahat are you talking about absolutely not that's crazy.
Keefe: *stage whispers to Sophie* SHE'S DEFINITELY OUT OF IDEAS!
Sophie: Yes, thank you Keefe, I don't think anyone else got that.
Fitz: Okay, but why were you gone for like....a decent amount of time?
Saph: Aw *touches her hand to her heart* I feel missed. Anyway, doesn't matter why I left, cuz I'm BACK and THE SAME AS I WAS LAST TIME!!
Sophie: So, is this going to become a regular thing again, or....?
Saph: Eh, we'll see how it goes. ANYWAY! *gestures up at the sign* Christmas Spirit!
Tam: Yes, we can see the sign.
Linh: *glaring at her brother* And it's very lovely!
Saph: Why thank you, Linh. Tam you are not getting out of this, might as well enjoy it.
Biana: *smiles and nudges his shoulder* Yeah Tam. Enjoy it.
Saph: *trying her best to repress squeaking noises and kinda epically failing* Okay, back to the react...BAMSOCKERISREAL okay Christmas spirit...how do I explain this...it's generally what people describe as getting into a holiday.
Sophie: Like decorating!!
Saph: *points at Sophie* Precisely! Which is what we did last time. Only this time, we will do another part of the Christmas Spirit....*starts rubbing her hands together and cackling evilly*
Tam: See, I don't know why, but I get the strange sense that I'm not going to like this.
Saph: Oh ho ho ho ho, Merry Christmas Tam, WE'RE GOING CAROLING!!!!!
Sophie: *turns red at the thought* Absolutely not.
Saph: Oh absolutely yes. You know, I went caroling once, with a couple neighborhood friends. It was fun and I will never do it again.
Dex: I didn't know you sing.
Saph: Yeah, I don't...
Tam: So, how many people in your neighborhood are now deaf?
Saph: You know, I wish I could be offended, but honestly probably a lot.
Keefe: So, ah, when are we going, exactly? I wanna share my talent WITH THE WORLD! *poses as spotlight shines down from the ceiling and sparkles shoot from his hands*
Everyone: *stares open mouthed*
Sophie: How.....
Tam: *covers his and Linh's eyes*
Saph: I can promise I did not do that.
Biana: *pouts* There goes my secret glitter stash.
Dex: *holds his hands up* I'm not going to ask.
Fitz: *shudders* It's best that you don't....
Linh: Um, Saph, there's one problem....We don't know any Christmas songs.
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Kotlc Reacts
FanfictionI know there's a TON of these, but just thought I'd share mine. Join the keeper crew (an occasional guests, if I can manage it) in reacting to completely normal things...for us at least!! BEWARE THE PRESERVATIVES!!!
