Keefe: Your what?
Sophie: Wait, that's a thing??
Saph: It is indeed!! Welcome to a new segment I like to call--*throws confetti*--Coming Out With Saph!!!
Dex: Yay?
Saph: Yay indeed.
Linh: Sounds interesting.
Tam: Sooooo...how does this work, exactly?
Saph: Oh, it'll be fun. *claps hands* CIRCLE TIME!!
Biana: *sits elegantly on the ground* We haven't done circle time in a while.
Fitz: *sits as well* Yeah, when was the last one?
Saph: No idea, but I'm too lazy to check.
Dex: *crosslegged* Fair.
Keefe: *plops down beside him* *runs his hands across the orange rug* Ooooooo, this is really soft...
Linh: *also running her hands through it* It feels like a hug...
Tam: Pretty sure you've never been hugged by a rug, Linh.
Linh: That's what you think.
Biana: *pats the top of Keefe's head* *rubs the rug* It's softer than Keefe's hair.
Keefe: *aghast* iT iS nOT!!!!!!
Biana: Tam, come here.
Tam: Umm...
Biana: Linh, feel Tam's hair.
Linh: *grinning* No problem.
Tam: *leaning back* Wait a second, there are some consent laws being broken here--
Linh: *rubs Tam's head* *rubs the rug* You know, it's hard to tell.
Keefe: *points at Linh* Now that is some BIAS!!!
Saph: I really don't know how we got here, but I'm kinda vibing with it, honestly.
Sophie: Can we circle back to the whole gender being fluid thing??? Becaaaaaaause...
Saph: Oh yeah, there was a purpose to this whole thing, wasn't there.
Dex: There usually is.
Saph: *raises eyebrows at Dex* You know, you've gotten a lot saltier now. Is it because Tam was gone.
Tam: *throws his hands up* I was gone for like a month!!!
Sophie: aHEM.
Saph: Right. Point. Okay, let's get the boring part of the way: who doesn't know what being gender fluid means?
Literally everyone: *raises hands* Because shannon sucks at rep hahahahahahahah
Saph: Figured as much. Okay, here we go! *more confetti*
Linh: *picks some up and puts it on Tam's head*
Tam: *brushes it off*
Saph: So basically, being gender fluid is kinda what it sounds like: my gender changes a bunch. Pretty much every day.
Dex: ....Wow.
Tam: That sounds exhausting. I can barely think in the morning, much less figure out my entire identity. I don't even feel like a person until at least ten-thirty.
Linh: It's true. He ran into the counter the other morning.
Biana: *starts laughing* He what?
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Kotlc Reacts
FanfictionI know there's a TON of these, but just thought I'd share mine. Join the keeper crew (an occasional guests, if I can manage it) in reacting to completely normal things...for us at least!! BEWARE THE PRESERVATIVES!!!
