Okay, so I feel the need to point out that this one isn't very funny. But, it is how I would imagine things actually going down if Tam confessed. So. Here we go.
KOTLC Reacts: Bam Socker 2.0
Tam: *groans* Why?
Saph: Because I'm bored and need to do another one because my last one sucked.
Biana: No, you really don't.
Saph: Yes, I really do. Do you know how many fanfics I have of you guys? It's absurd. SO JUST GET TOGETHER ALREADY!!!!!!!
Biana: *avoids looking at everyone*
Tam: *tugging on his bangs* *super red* I am so uncomfortable right now.
Saph: You should only be uncomfortable if you like her...
Tam: No! I don't—I mean, she's nice and all, but—
Keefe: *wiggles eyebrows* Nice and all?
Tam: Uuuuuugggghhhhhh.........
Saph: That's how I feel every time I see you guys have a moment and YOU JUST IGNORE IT!!!!!!!
Fitz: You're smoking...
Saph: *flips hair* I know, Fitzy.
Dex: *wrinkles his nose* Ew.
Saph: Hey!
Linh: Guys, back on track.
Biana: I seriously don't see the big deal here. I mean, I like— *covers her mouth*
Keefe: *raises eyebrows* *gestures for her to continue* You like...
Sophie: Keefe, leave her alone.
Keefe: Aw, come on Foster, I want to know.
Biana: I like...I like Keefe.
Keefe: *suddenly uncomfortable* Oh.
Saph: *starts screaming incoherently and smashing things*
Everyone: ......... *inches towards the door*
Saph: I DON'T THINK SO! *snaps her finger* *door disappears*
Everyone: Darn it...
Tam: Can we just end this please? We get it, you love *makes a face* Tiana, but there is no reason to make us suffer like this. My sister had put me through enough embarrassment as it is.
Biana: Yeah, this has to be illegal somewhere. Do humans really let people kidnap and hold elves hostage?
Saph: Well...that is beside the point!
Fitz: Then what is the point?
Saph: The point, my dear Fitzroy, is the fact that YOUR SISTER AND LINH'S BROTHER NEED TO GET OVER THEMSELVES AND JUST GET TOGETHER ALREADY BEFORE I GO INSANE OR MY COMPUTER BLOWS UP FROM THE AMOUNT OF BAM IN THIS WORD DOCUMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: *terrified*
Keefe: Let me just... *tries to calm Saph down*
Saph: Try and control my emotions and I swear I'll stick you in a room full of gulon farts for the next hour.
Tam: Please do.
Dex: I think we've gotten slightly off track...
Saph: Right! I have a plan, but before I do that, I need to know what you guys think of Tiana—or as I like to call it, Bam Socker.
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Kotlc Reacts
FanfictionI know there's a TON of these, but just thought I'd share mine. Join the keeper crew (an occasional guests, if I can manage it) in reacting to completely normal things...for us at least!! BEWARE THE PRESERVATIVES!!!
