1:
Monika: sAw YoU hANgIng OuT wiTh MC yESTeRdAY
Sayori: m-MoNIkA, i-It'S noT whAT yOu ThiNK!
Monika: *Pulls out delete button* I wOn'T heSitAtE B I t C h.
2:
Yuri: Sayori, wut chu got?
Sayori: *Annoyingly high pitch voice* I MADE A HAT THAT'S POWERED BY SAAADNESSS
*ow my ears*
3:
Monika (To The Other Girls): We all die, you either kill yourself or get killed
*Dances*
Monika: What ya gonna do? What ya gonna do?
4:
Sayori (To MC, probably): You walk out the door, you see someone that you know and they ask how you are and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine but you just can't get into it because they would never understand-
5:
Natsuki: *Dramatically runs up to Yuri*
Yuri: JEEZ-
Yuri: Jesus Christ...
Natsuki: *Chuckle*
6:
Sayori: *Throws down backpack*
Fuck this shit I'm out-
*Hops in garbage can, slowly rolls off*
Monika: *Bursts Out Laughing In The Background*
7:
Monika: wElComE tO bIbLe sTUdY, We'RE alL chILdrEN OF jESuS
Monika: *Zooms in on Yuri's dead body* K U M B A Y A M Y L O R D
8:
Sayori: Monika says I can't do what I want without college..
Sayori: *Grabs coat hanger*
Sayori: I don't need no degree to be a clothing hanger.
Also Sayori: *Puts around neck and jumps off chair*
9:
Monika: Natsuki, you're not old
Natsuki: I am old.
Monika: How old are you?
Natsuki: S i x t e e n. I'm a grandmother.
10:
Natsuki: What are you doing?
Sayori: ShhHHHH- I'm making holy water.
Natsuki: How is that making holy water?
Sayori: I'm boiling the hell out of it.
Bonus:
Yuri: And how would you like your steak done today?
Sayori: Oh I think I'll have it... Cooked?
Yuri: Oh... Of course.
Also Yuri: *Insert crazy eyes* Usually we serve them raw.
