Natsuki: It's not gay if I wanna date Yuri, right? Like, in a bro way? I want to take her to all the places I like, hold her hand, and make her smile because her smile is the most beautiful smile I have ever seen and I want to see that smile for the rest of my life
Monika: I'm not an expert, but that sounds pretty gay
Sayori: I'm an expert, that's gay
3:
Yuri: Making my way downtown
Yuri: Walking fast
Natsuki: -
Yuri: Walking a little bit slower so my steps match with Natsuki because she's short
4:
Yuri: Until I fell in love with Natsuki, I thought my attraction to women was purely physical.
Monika: So you were gay... and then realized you were EVEN MORE gay.
5:
MC: "Her name is literally Yuri and you expect her to be heterosexual?"
6:
*Natsuki trying to seduce Yuri*
Natsuki: I'm not wearing any panties ;)
Yuri: Oh that's cool! Underwear can feel uncomfortable at times. I'm wearing pretty standard cotton underwear that I got from Target. Cotton underwear is the best because it'll keep things feeling cool and fresh down there. So anyways how was your day? :)
7:
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8:
Yuri: Do you think Sayori would be a good lesbian or a bad lesbian?
Sayori, dancing by herself without music: -
MC: I think Sayori's barely even good at being a person, so..
9:
Monika: I'm going to become a lesbian.
MC: Don't be stupid Monika, you can't change your sexuality
Monika: Maybe you can't, but I can. I'm a computer
Monika: [ downloading lesbianism.exe]
MC: ...
Monika: [ download complete]
Monika: Would you look at that, huh, I'm a lesbian now.
Monika: Bye~
10:
MC: *Banging on Sayori's door* "Class is about to start! Hurry up and come out!"
Sayori: "I'm pansexual!"
MC: "..."
MC: "Not what I meant but I still support you!"
Bonus:
Monika: I'm large and in charge!
Natsuki: I'm small and on the ball!
Yuri: I'm the wife and I have a knife!
Sayori: I'm just sad.
Monika: *Slowly turns to Sayori* Yep, I want that one.
