1:
Yuri: My emotions have three outlets. Haughty silence, tears, and rage.
2:
Natsuki: How much do you love me?
Yuri: As much as I love my will to live.
Natsuki: But..you don't have a will to live.
Yuri: Exactly, there's nothing to love.
3:
MC: What's this?
Sayori: Got you a cookie.
MC: What, you have, like? Have, like, an extra?
Sayori: No.
MC: So you just, like, got me a cookie?
Sayori: Yeah, I was thinking about you.
MC: What do you mean you were thinking about me?
Sayori : What do you mean? I don't know. I was thinking about you. I think about you a lot...
MC: Why?
Sayori: I don't know. Because you're my friend, you're on my mind. What, do you not think about me?
MC: Of course not!
Sayori: ...Oh-
4:
Natsuki: I'm three ounces of whoop-ass.
5:
Natsuki: Just once, can't you try looking at things from my perspective?
Yuri: -
Natsuki: -
Natsuki: ..!
Natsuki: GET OFF YOUR KNEES, YOU JERK!
6:
Yuri: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Sayori: "Rude."
Monika: "That's fair."
Natsuki: "Not again."
MC: "Are you going to want this back?"
7:
MC: How much sleep did you get last night?
Sayori: Eight
MC: Hours?
Sayori: Ha ha. Minutes.
MC: Oh my god-
8:
Natsuki: Do I need to repeat myself?
Monika: No need, I ignored you just fine the first time.
9:
Natsuki: Being cute is really hard because even when you're angry, people just kinda giggle at you and say "aw you're so cute when you're angry" like, no. Stop. Recognize my power.
10:
Monika: WHO is responsible for this mess?
Monika: Unlike the coffee machine accident I'm not at fault.
Sayori: What?
Natsuki: Are you mad?
Monika: Like hell I am! Natsuki, are you responsible for this?
Natsuki: N-NO I'M NOT!
Yuri: Oh really? That time you attacked Sayori with a pencil sharpener says otherwise.
Natsuki: SO WHAT? I just attacked her once, I wouldn't go this far!
Sayori: Yeah, and the hospital staff were really nice too, they said stuff like "This is some serious damage" or "You're lucky you survived".
Natsuki: Like a pencil sharpener could do THIS?
Monika: MC, what about you?
MC: I wasn't even here yesterday!
Yuri: You told me you were here yesterday!
MC: What, you weren't there? You told me you were in the club!
Sayori: But if you both would have been there wouldn't you have seen each other?
Monika: Pfft, idiots
Natsuki: AH! THERE IT IS! Monika what was that smile?
Monika: What smile, I didn't smile?
Natsuki: Liar! You're responsible for this!
Monika: You sure about that? What were you doing instead of coming to the club?
Natsuki: I was home okay?
Yuri: Doing what, acting like a innocent being who did nothing wrong?
Sayori: Did you accidentally lock yourself in your bedroom again?
Natsuki: .....
Yuri: Hah, I would have guessed it, there's no way such a tiny thing can make such damage to the classroom!
Natsuki: SHUT UP YOU BITCH
Monika: ENOUGH!
Sayori: What were YOU doing yesterday Monika?
MC: I want to know that too!
Monika: I was doing things.....
Sayori: Fine, we'll never get over with this, I did it.
Monika: No you didn't, you can't blame yourself when you didn't do anything, like the coffe machine accident.
Sayori: But you made me blame myself, you were the one to break it after all!
Natsuki: You BROKE it?
Yuri: She deleted the whole game at one point, what do you expect?
MC: You didn't tell us what you did yesterday Monika.
Sayori: Yeah! How can we trust you if you can do what you want with the game anytime!
Everyone: *Turns to Monika*
Monika: It wasn't me okay!
MC: Prove it!
Natsuki: WHAT A CLUB PRESIDENT YOU ARE!
Monika: I WASN'T HERE YESTERDAY OKAY!
Yuri: You can't even prove it!
Natsuki: What are you doing WAIT NO-
Yuri: DON'T YOU DARE TELEPORT AWAY
Sayori: *Turns to camera*
It's true, Monika wasn't here yesterday, and neither was the others leaving me the only one here.
I was in the club presidents place, that's why I was capable to mess with the game and get into this situation.
Sayori: *points to the room who is on fire*
I did that
Sayori: *points to a giant hole on the classroom floor* I did that too!
Sayori: *points to CENSORED* I did that thing too!
Everyone: *goes quiet and turns to Sayori*
Sayori: .....
Sayori: Fuck
Everyone: .....
Yuri: Language Sayori
Bonus:
Natsuki : You think you can BITCH me out? I am the QUEEN of BITCH. You look up "bitch" in the dictionary, and you're gonna see my FUCKING FACE!
