1:
Yuri: I made tea.
Natsuki: I don't want tea.
Yuri: I didn't make tea for you... This is my tea.
Natsuki: Then why are you telling me?
Yuri: It's a conversation starter...
Natsuki: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Yuri: Oh really? We're conversing. Checkmate.
2:
Sayori: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
*Everyone claps besides Sayori*
Everyone: -
MC: You didn't clap.
Sayori: Yeah... I know...
3:
Monika: Rules are meant to be followed. Nothing is meant to be broken
Natsuki: Uh, pinatas?
Sayori: Karate boards!
Yuri: Spaghetti when you have a small pot..
Sayori: Aaaand rules!
4:
Monika: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrists?
Natsuki: Yes?
Monika: I was hula-hooping. I attend a class for both fitness and for fun.
Natsuki: Oh my god...
Monika: I mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion... The oopsie doodle.
Natsuki: Why are you telling me this?
Monika: Because no one will ever believe you~
Natsuki: You sick son of a bitch..
5:
[Sayori At Walmart]
Monika: Sayori, can you get the bleach?
Sayori: Can do!
Sayori: *Goes to bleach isle and almost grabs normal bleach, but then sees lemon scented bleach*
Sayori: Awe! New flavor! *Grab*
(that's based on this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwYczCaf4L8)
6:
Natsuki: You make me so angry so quickly, it's remarkable.
Yuri: I only said three words...
Natsuki: Yet here I am.
Natsuki: Boiling with hate.
7:
Natsuki: Have I ever let you down?
Yuri: Would you like to answer, or shall I just stare?
8:
Yuri: Oh, so suddenly you don't have a death wish!
Monika: I've never had a death wish. It's just that I don't believe that I, personally, can even die~
9:
Monika: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me~
10:
Sayori: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for ten minutes or 4,000 degrees for one minute.
