1:
Yuri: *Sneaking up behind Natsuki with an open book*
Natsuki: *Reading manga, unaware of the danger*
Yuri: *Slams book closed loudly, right behind Natsuki*
Natsuki: *Jumps out of her seat and turns to Yuri* THIS IS WHY MC DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU!
2:
Yuri: I'm not angry with you, I was being playful. I stabbed you with my fun knife.
3:
MC: You're such a character, Monika.
Monika: You have no idea.
4:
Monika: I scared them, didn't I?
MC: They're terrified of you.
Monika: That makes me so happy.
5:
Sayori: Oh, come on, really? I'm a few minutes late so you're going to call me out in front of everyone?
Monika: Good idea. Everyone? Gather 'round so I can call out Sayori in front of you.
6:
Natsuki: Looks like I'm down to zero friends.
MC: I'm your friend!
Natsuki: You're a boy.
7:
Yuri: H-How bad is it..?
Natsuki: Well, fortunately the knife missed your femoral artery.
Yuri: Oh good..
Natsuki: No, sweetie, you had a knife inside you. That's the opposite of good.
Yuri: Call me "sweetie" again and there'll be a knife inside you instead.
8:
Yuri: No! Sayori died of natural causes, nobody killed her!
Natsuki: Are you sure..?
Yuri: Yes, I'm sure!-
Nat and Yuri: *Looks at Monika*
Yuri: -
Natsuki: -
Yuri: .. Well.. Pretty sure..
9:
MC: *Walks by*
Sayori: Well, well, if it isn't the emotions I'm trying to avoid!
MC: ... What?
10:
Monika: Dear diary, My teen angst bullshit now has a body count. Everyone's sad, but it's a weird kind of sad.
Monika: Suicide gave Sayori depth, Yuri a soul, Natsuki a brain.
Monika: I don't know what it's giving me, but I have no control over myself when I'm with MC.
Monika: Pheh.. Are we going to prom or to hell..?
11:
Sayori: Snacking between meals is the least, but tastiest, of my problems.
12:
Natsuki: wHERE'S THE CHOCOLATE SAUCE??
Natsuki: What are you!?
Yuri: ... An idiot sandwich..
13:
Yuri: I'll make a banner for the festival.
