1:
Santa: SAY HO HO HO!
Sayori: Monika, Monika, Monika!
2:
Sayori: Come one, I wasn't THAT drunk!
MC: You tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I was important-
Sayori, with tears in her eyes: You are!
3:
*Texting*
Sayori: ):
Monika: Turn that frown upside down!
Sayori: :(
Monika: Listen here you little shit-
4:
Sayori: Oh, Hey MC!
MC: Oh, hey MC.
Sayori: Hehe, Stop copying me~
MC: Stop copying me.
Sayori: I L o v e y o u
MC: You'll always be my dearest friend
5:
Natsuki: *Gets a paper cut*
Natsuki: Son of a-
Monika: Natsuki! There are children here!
Monika: *Gestures to Sayori*
Natsuki: *Annoyed* Biscuit, son of a biscuit-
Monika: *Proud* Nice save!
Natsuki: Yeah, fucking nailed it.
6:
Yuri: I'm mentally unstable
Sayori: I'm mentally unstable
Natsuki: I'm mentally unstable
Monika:
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7:
Natsuki: Telling someone "You are shit" and "You ain't shit" are both insults.
Yuri: "You are not shit" is a reassurance. "You are not the shit" is an insult.
Sayori: "You are the shit" is a compliment.
Monika: Girls, it's 3am.
8:
The F Word
Teacher: Alright, tell me, what is 5 x 2? Come on, there are no such thing as stupid answers.
Student: 12?
Teacher: Alright, now I want to hear from someone who isn't a complete retard.
Yuri: I think I know the answer!
