1:
Natsuki: *Picks up phone*
Natsuki: Y'ello?
Yuri: What did you do?
Natsuki: Alright... But you can't be mad at me.
Yuri: What did you do?
Natsuki: Okay, first. I was minding my own business-
Yuri: Bullshit!
Natsuki: I waaaaas!
Yuri: And what exactly happened whilst you were 'Minding your own business'?
Natsuki: So I was just chillaxing in my room like a baller, then all of a sudden Monika kicked in my door!
Natsuki: She yelled "Get on your knees!" and I responded with "I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT-"
Natsuki: -
Yuri: -
Natsuki: And she took exception to that..
2:
Natsuki: Hey Yuri, can I have a sip of your water?
Yuri: It's not water.
Natsuki: Vodka? Aren't you underage-
Yuri: It's vinegar.
Natsuki: W...What?
Yuri: It's vinegar, pussy.
3:
Natsuki: YURI! There's a dead guy in our house!
Yuri: *Acting innocent* wOAh! hEy! How did he get here?
Natsuki: DID YOU DO THIS??
Yuri: No! How could you think I would do such a thing?
Natsuki: Tell me Yuri, tell me everything you did while I was gone!
Yuri: Well, I was sitting down...
Natsuki: Okaaaay?
Yuri: Reading a book...
Natsuki: Uh-huh?
Yuri: Then this guy walked in.
Natsuki: Go on..?
Yuri: So, I went up to him aaaand... Stabbed him thirty-seven times in the chest-
Natsuki: yUrIiiIIII- That kills people!
4:
Yuri: Calling other people daddy is gross.
Natsuki: Stop kink shaming me!
Yuri: Kink shaming is my kink
Natsuki: *ScreAAAAAAM*
5:
Natsuki: sO BECAUSE EVERYDAY WE HAVE TO WRITE A POEM NOW I'VE DECIDED A QUICK ONE BUT IT'S IMPORTANT JUST FOR YOU, SO YOU BETTER PAY ATTENTION!
Natsuki: *ahem*
Natsuki: "You do you, and I'll do me, and we won't do each other.
Probably-"
Natsuki: That was a good poem there and you better appreciate it-
6:
Natsuki And Yuri: *Angrily Fighting*
MC: Geez, can you two get a room already?
Natsuki And Yuri: *Stops Fighting*
Yuri: E-E-Excuse me?
MC: When you two fight, the air gets heavy with sexual tension.
[Natsuki And Yuri Both Awkwardly Glance at Eachother]
Sayori: When's the wedding?
Monika: I ship it.
(i know that had more than just yuri and natsuki but it was for the ships uwu)
7:
Natsuki: Yuri, don't you think it's weird you get turned on by a fucking pen?
Yuri: You speak boldly for someone within stabbing range. *Pulls out knife*
8:
MC: That girl is more beautiful than any other girl I've seen!
Natsuki: What are you talking about, MC? I don't see any beautiful girls..
Yuri: Just turn around, hehehe~
Natsuki: Yuri, please, only one of us can hallucinate at a time-
9:
Natsuki: Good evening Twitter, it's ya girl, Eatthatpussy445 and about thirty to forty-five minutes ago I beat the fuck outta my dick so goddamn hard that I can't even feel my left leg. My left leg has gone totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb to the point where it feels fucking weird when I go to take a piss.
10:
[Natsuki starts furiously texting Yuri]
Natsuki: Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg JESUS Christ fuck dude mother fucking Facebook movie bullshit JESUS can you fucking believe this shit-
Yuri: ... I have no idea what we're talking about right now.
Natsuki: Goddamn created Facebook then fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winkle boss twins Goddamn rowing the boat God damn this shit I can't even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man-
Yuri: Natsuki, you're scaring me..
Natsuki: Motherfucking Spider-Man Spider-Man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg-
Yuri: No problem girl, I'll do most of the talking at the Literature Club meeting today...
Natsuki: No man I'll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you must be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched the year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man man he fucked over Spider-Man and crazy winkle boss twins rowing Trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don't like dying I can't think of who the fuck invented Facebook all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook-
[Two Hours Later]
Natsuki: MARK ZUCKERBERG
Bonus:
Yuri: Welcome to MacDawnalds, do you want a phucking beesechurger?
Natsuki: P-Please, I just want to s-see my manga again..
Yuri: CHINKEN NUNGET
