1:
Monika: P-please, MC, no! I love you!
MC: I'm sorry, I have to.
Monika: MC, please! I'm begging you. After all we've been through together...
MC: I'm sorry.
MC: *Places a +4 card*
MC, quietly: Uno.
2:
Natsuki: Hah! Get on my level Yuri!
Yuri: But bending down hurts my back
Sayori, screaming: *Adds a point to Yuri's side of a score board*
3:
Yuri: Sayori's too literal, metaphors are gonna go over her head
Sayori: Nothing would go over my head!
Sayori: my reflexes are too fast, I would catch it
4:
Kidnapper: I have your daughter
MC: I don't have a daughter
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm chocolate milk and made us cut off the crusts of her sandwich?
MC: Oh my god, you have Natsuki
5:
Yuri: Good morning..
Monika: Good morning..
MC: Good morning..
Sayori: You all sound like robots, spice it up a bit!
Natsuki, suddenly bursting into the club: GOOD MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!
Sayori: Close enough-
6:
MC: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Natsuki: I'm a knife.
Sayori, cheerfully from across the room: She's a little spoon!
7:
Natsuki: I don't do relationships.
MC: *Exists*
Natsuki: Shit-
8:
Sayori: *Holding her breath*
Natsuki: Holy crap, 4 minutes!
Sayori: *Exhales* The trick is not caring whether you live or die.
9:
Monika: What do you want to drink?
Yuri: Oh, water's fine.
Monika: And Natsuki?
Natsuki: Cyanide would really hit the spot right now.
10:
Sayori: An icicle would be a perfect murder weapon, it would just melt away!
Natsuki, concerned: Sayori, are you okay-
11:
Yuri: Sayori's too literal, metaphors are gonna go over her head-
Sayori: Nothing would go over my head!
Sayori: my reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.
12:
Natsuki: Don't correct me!
Yuri: Don't be wrong
13:
Monika: So you lied to me?
Sayori:... That depends on how you define lying.
Monika: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
Sayori: Pfft... reclining your body in a horizontal position obviously.
14:
Yuri: I can see nothing but darkness. A sea of black ink. A night without stars-
Natsuki: Your hair is just covering your face, Yuri.
15:
Yuri: if I die right now, at least I'll be doing something I love.
Monika: And what's that?
Yuri: Dying-
Bonus:
Yuri: My future partner must have the utmost logical mindset and-
Natsuki: *trips over a potted plant and starts punching it violently*
Yuri: I want that one-
(i had to end it off with gay. im sorry uwu)
