HITCHHIKER//SLUMPTACION

5

Stokeley

"Yo, put my fucking window up." I tell Jahseh. "But it's hot in here." He refuses. "Then ask me to turn the air on, don't touch my shit." I snap.

"Why should I have to ask? You should know it's hot in here." He responds. "It's called respect, you don't just touch people's shit Jahseh." I tell him.

He finally puts my window up.

"You're the last person to be talking about respect, you wouldn't know respect if it-"

"I was respectful enough to pick up your dirty ass from off the side of the road, if I get any more respectful I'll have a car full of prostitutes before I get back to Florida." I explain.

This nigga really just told me I have no respect.

"Your definition of respect is so delusional dude, honestly." Jahseh responds as he turns to the window.

"Cry me a river." I respond nonchalantly. "If you have such a problem then get the fuck out out my car." I tell him.

"Are you ser-"

I pull over my car to assure him that I'm dead ass serious and I want him out of my car NOW. Atleast its a gas station, there's so many other cars over here that he can hop his ungrateful ass in.

"Get your unappreciative ass out of my car!" I demand. He just stares at me as if he didn't hear what I just said. "Did you hear me? Are you deaf? Get the hell out of my car." I tell him again.

"Fine."

He finally gets out. About damn time.

"Think back to this situation for the next nigga whose dumb enough to pick you up." I tell him one last time before I drive off.

Not even one foot into pulling off and my dumb ass is already feeling regret. I back up and pull up to Jahseh who is sitting on the curb with his hands in his knees.

It's not surprising that I feel bad with how quick I am to snap. I just snap without thinking, I've always been like this but I can't help it.

Snapping is just a way to make sure people don't think it's okay to run all over me.

I pull my window down. "Jahseh." I call out to him. He just leaves his hand in his knees as if he didn't hear me.

"Jahseh, I know you hear me." I call out.

"Just go, drive off, leave me like everyone else." He responds, his voice cracking.

"I didn't mean anything I said Jahseh, I just snapped, get back in the car." I honestly tell him. "No it's fine, hopefully someone else will-"

"Just get in the fucking car!" I snap.

He stops talking and finally gets in the car. It's like me snapping at him is the only way to get his attention or to stop him from doing something.

I start the car.

"Thank you." Jahseh says as he kisses me on the cheek. I wipe his kiss off, "your lips are wet as fuck." I tell him.

"Anyways, why are you always snapping at me so fast?" Jahseh asks me. "I don't know, when I tell you not to do something just don't do it." I simply respond.

"Okay but it's not even how fast you snap at me, it's more so what you say. You really be hurting my feelings." He explains.

"Okay I'm soooory, how many times do I have to apologize?" I ask him. "I don't know, a lot." He responds.

"Plus, if you let your feelings get hurt buy a stranger then that's your fault, I don't know you from a can of paint." I respond.

"You're not a stranger." He tells me, causing me to laugh historically. "Okay jahseh, I keep forgetting your brain is about existent as your lips." I respond.

"Nig- my lips are existent." He argues. "Your lips are small as fuck." I respond chuckling. "My lips are existent enough to-"

"Anywaaays what you want to eat?" I ask him, stopping the previous conversation which he was sure to turn sexual.

"Oooh can we get something fancy to eat?" He asks, as if I'm some kind of money machine or sugar daddy.

"You're funny, there's a McDonald's right here though." I say as I point to the McDonald's ahead.

"Fine, I'll get McDonald's." He responds as if he actually has a choice.

"I find it so weird how you can go from kicking me out of your car for no reason to taking me out to eat." He randomly airs out.

"It's not weird, it's having a heart." I respond. "Nope, you like me." He says with excitement in his voice.

I laugh, this nigga is delusional.

"Yea okay." I simply respond, not even entertaining his remark.

I mean yea I like him, but I damn sure won't let him know. Im only taking him on this ride to drop him off and never see him again so who cares if I like him?

"Admit it, you care about me."

I mentally cringe at the word care. I don't care about people, I don't care about anyone honestly. I don't know where he got that from.

"Anyways, tell me what you want before your ass be hungry." I tell him as I pull into the McDonald's drive thru.

Lmaooo stokeley really kicked this Jahseh out of his car just to turn around and pick him up 3 seconds later, I CANT.

"I dOnT cArE aBoUt pEoPlE" head ass