Whenever I tell someone that I have the merch...
THEY NEVER BELIEVE ME.
I HONESTLY DON'T BLAME THEM
CAUSE THAT PIECE OF TREASURE IS IN A FIRE PROOF BOX OVER 30 DAMN METERS AWAY FROM MY HOUSE. IT HAS A 20 DIGIT CODE AND THE CODE NUMBER IS IN A SHOE BOX BURIED 6 FEET UNDERGROUND.
ok that was a lie
but it's really in the back of my closet where I keep away from society cause society is dirty asl. I was planning on wearing it today but I am going to make breakfast cAUse iM a cHeF. But I took it off cause I didn't want it to get dirty. I love it to much...
ok bye
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