My grandma and I almost killed each other...
So I was 'chef-ing' it up. My grandma was watching me as I was pouring my breakfast on the oil... and my grandma was making coffee for us. So the 2 front stoves were lit and fire was there.
I love my grandmother and everything but sometimes she doesn't rlly think clearly.
so she put a plate WITH A NAPKIN ON TOP ( KINDLING ) IN BETWEEN THE FIRE THINGY THAT U PUT THE POTS AND PANS.
AND GUESS WHAT ?!
THE NAPKIN BURST INTO FLAMES.
I OBVIOUSLY GOT STARTLED SO
I
THREW
MY
LEFT
HAND
INDEX
FINGER
IN
THE
PAN
FILLED
WITH
BURNING
HOT
OIL
SO MY GRANDMA GRABBED THE PLATE WHICH WAS ON FIRE BY THE WAY
AND YEETED IT ONTO THE SINK
SO I GRABBED ANOTHER FLAMMABLE OBJECT
A DRY RAG
AND STARTED BEATING THE LIFE OUT OF THE FIRE
so rn im in my room eating my delicious breakfast. My finger is throbbing and my kitchen smells like smoke.
but I'm a good-ass cook
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everything sucks
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