pretty much a struggling student venting about what her life has led up to
*contains relatable-ass things*
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*contains mature language*
*contains dark topics*
Most impressive ranking: #1 - hateme
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computer class today was the FUNNIEST shit all day
so i got this friend
names jonathan
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yes he's doing the 'microwave' challenge
so in class
he's always sitting next to me
so idk if this happens to you guys on your computer but the one where he normally sits at, there's NEVER connection so that dinosaurs game always pops up.
and he was always like: "yo Danushka, imma beat yo' ass on that dinosaur game" and I'm like "bet" so we play
and today, he brought his crown brush
if you don't know what those are they're pretty much a brush, when guys that wanna get waves on their hair, when you don't wanna wear the durags
so i SNATCHED it out of his hand and sat on it
and for the next 15 minutes all you hear is
"Danushka...give me my brush"
"Danushka, I'll tickle you until you give me my brush"
and you guessed it
HE STARTS TICKLING ME
And I put the brush farther into my ass (ew that sounds nasty)
and he DEADASS
SPREAD MY LEGS TO GRAB THE DAMN BRUSH
and i grabbed his neck and started choking him
and i took off my shoe and sock
before i did what i did, i showed my bare foot to everyone, l0velydolans I'm sorry i put my foot in your face,
fun fact i have very loose hip flexors so i can put both legs behind my head
