"Seojun, if Hye starts annoying you, push him off." Gyeong calls to me, earning a hit from his makeup noona.
" Okay. " I answer, pulling out my phone. I have a few texts from BTS that I didn't see before. I click on V's chat.
V: Seojunnnn I miss youuuu
Me: Tae, I've only been gone twenty minutes.
V:Only 40 more till I can see you for lunchh
Me: I'm probably going to eat with Star5
V: But seojunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Me: I'm going to text someone else now.
V: WAIT
I click into Jhopes chat.
🌞: How's the other group?
Me: I think I like you guys better. These guys are super close to each other and a bit awkward, so I wouldn't fit in as well. You guys were really open to me. They seem guarded and shy.
🌞: That's too bad for them 😈
🌞: jk
I roll my eyes and click into Rm's chat.
RM: Seojun! How's it going?
Me: Don't get me started. I'm pretty sure the makane thinks I'm mean and the second oldest is laying on my lap so?
Rm: ...What?
Me: ?
Rm: Nothing.
"Mmm, seojun." Hye stretches and turns over so that his stomach is where my hands are.
" Y-yes? " I feel my face heating up.
"I like having you around. Can we be friends?"
" Sure. " I nod. He grabs my phone and I let him, I have nothing to hide.
"There. Now I'm in your contacts. " he hands it back and his name is ~Hye there~.
I snicker at the ridiculous nickname and put my hand to rest on his stomach.
A knock on the door sounds out and Jeyong gets up to open it.
"Is Lee Seojun here?" I hear a ridiculously deep voice ask, obviously altered by its owner.
" Yes, and who are you..? " Jeyong asks skeptically.
"Ah, I'm, uh, ...Agust." The voice says. " Seojun's... Uh,"
"Seojun's what?"
" Boyfriend. " the voice squeaks out quickly.
I choke on saliva as Jeyong opens the door to the person. Now that I can see them, It's just taehyung in a large coat, mouth mask, and a beanie covering his hair. All I can see is his eyes, but it's enough. We make eye contact, then his eyes latch onto the man on my lap.
Hye casually glances up from his phone and then drops it, startled.
"Seojun's b-boyfriend?" His voice is shaky as he registers what taehyung said.
I cover my face and groan.
"Tae-hyung, what do you want?" I could not be more embarrassed.
"Please don't leave us, seojun!! BTS needs you!" The cries, falling to his knees desperately, dropping the 'cool' act.
" Woahwoahwoah, Taehyung? Kim taehyung from BTS? " Gyeong crosses his arms, finally free from makeup noona.
Tae holds out his id, glaring at Gyeong.
Gyeong's face goes slack with surprise before lighting up with the biggest smile ever. I didn't realize he was an ARMY!?
"Oh my god! Can I have an autograph, please? A hug?? Aghhhh!! You are my inspiration!!" Gyeong bows to him, and taehyung looks taken aback. It takes him a bit to sort himself out, but eventually says something.
" S-sure, b-but.... But only if you give Seojun back! " he says, obviously as a spur of the moment thing.
Gyeong's face drops, but he doesn't hesitate to answer taehyung.
"I'm sorry, but that's up to seojun, and I don't want to give him up. I want him to go to wherever he feels most needed." Gyeong tells taehyung sincerely. Taehyung looks embarrassed.
"Sorry, That was selfish of me. I need to accept all ARMY no matter what. " he decides, pulling Gyeong in for a hug.
Everyone is watching like it's a kdrama.
"We should all get lunch together."
Taehyung gives me a sly smirk. I roll my eyes. That little fox.
"Is that right with everyone? " Gyeong asks his bandmates. They all agree enthusiastically.
"You're my bias." I swear I hear Gyeong whisper to tae. My suspicions are confirmed when Hye pokes my face, grabbing my attention.
"Suga is my bias!" He excitedly tells me, " I can't wait to meet him! "
"I personally like jimin." Hyeon says from over at Hair noona' s station.
"I like jungkook." Jeyong says quietly. Tae is still here, listening to the bias confessions.
"Namjoon, no competition." Byeong-Ho grins, showing his dimples. Tae grins, then grabs Gyeong's hands.
"I'll text Seojun the info. I'm supposed to be in the bathroom." Tae says before running off.
What?
My phone buzzes.
Rm: Have you seen tae?
Rm: He took my phone and read our texts, then went to the bathroom. He's not back yet.
Me: Just give him a second.
Rm: Why...?
Me: You'll see
Rm: Okay...
Rm: oh.
Rm: dAMMIT
Rm: now we've gotta find a table for 13 people.
Me: Good luck.
Rm: Jjshhsydgeggeggwg
"Seojun! You should get your hair done, too!" Byeong-hyung tells me.
"And your makeup," Jeyong says, smiling softly.
"I'm done, so come get your hair done!" Hyeon tells me happily.
I sigh and take Hyeon's place at Hair noona's station.
Might as well.
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