So, I asked TMNT_fangirl13 if I could do a rap battle where Leo's pitted against Flash Sentry for her novel. The rap is inspired by Epic Rap Battles of History: Michael Jordan vs. Muhammad Ali. In that battle, Keegan Michael Key impersonates MJ while Jordan Peele impersonates the late Ali. Honestly, Ali had the funnier lines, so Leo's verses are like Ali. Funny thing is, it's hard to believe that the guy impersonating Ali would later direct Get Out and Us. And prepare for some meta humor. Hope this helps.
Flash Sentry:
Why don't you dodge this battle like the Battle of the Bands?
Cuz you got as much chance of beating me like Jackie Chan.
I'm an awesome rockstar that this school's never seen.
You can fight the Foot Clan? I never seen you kill that team!
I choke a dope with my own jump rope.
You get smoked when I flow, you New York style joke.
You used to be the main leader, your brothers in the middle.
Now Raphael's the leader, and you're playing second fiddle!
Leonardo:
Ooh, here comes Sentry, big tongue wobblin'
Flappin' his mouth like a big dumb goblin!
You're the only jerk that's uglier than Shredder.
Messin' with me is pointless, cuz I'm better!
Your whole appearances went downhill on the show,
When you were demoted to non-speaking roles!
You should've kept your ugly sneakers packed up on a shelf!
Stick to guitar playin', keep the bass to yourself.
I'm really hip, my swords are so sharp.
I'll slice you so bad, like you were attacked by a shark!
Now I know Sunset dumped you, and I feel for ya buddy.
But Twilight rejecting you? Now that's just funny!
Flash Sentry:
Man that was low, I oughtta turn ya to Turtle Soup!
You should let Seth Green do your rapping for you!
I would pass the mic to Timber, but I'm not done scorin'.
Stay all up in your grill like my name was George Foreman!
Leonardo:
I saw you stalking Twilight Sparkle. Boy what's wrong witchoo?
You're harrassing her, and that's an issue!
She's tired of you hitting on her, and that's a fact.
And she really thinks you are an awful hack!
Flash Sentry:
Oh so Leo wants to talk about awful hacks?
I'll throw you through Turtles in Time, Coming Out of Their Shells, and off of that awful live action TV show called Next Mutation!
I got nothing but net!
You ain't seen nothing yet!
Man, you needed a reboot, cuz Michael Bay's version was shit!
I'm a better love interest and a better MC!
Battle me two more times, watch me get a three-peat!
Leonardo:
Beep! Beep! Why don't you back up that trash?
I'll leave you like Raphael! Flat on your ass!
You better run back to Canterlot, kid.
Cuz yo rappin' sucks more than Legends of Everfree did!
And there you have it! Hope you like it TMNT_Fangirl13! Also, kiana1506, Sci-Twi16, and camilalia9898, you're all welcome to use my rap in your stories. Just make sure to mention it's a parody of Epic Rap Battles of History: Michael Jordan vs. Muhammad Ali.
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TwiGar One-Shots (Sequel to When Garrett Met Twilight)
FanfictionHere's a series of One-Shot chapters involving the human Garrett and Sci-Twi, all told in non-chronological order. Some of them are funny, some are sad, others are just cute! Drew the cover myself. Requests are open!
