'Don't pity the dead Harry pity the living and above all pity those who think wolfstar are just platonic bros. ' ~ Dumbledore
Snape: How can I make sure the whole school hates Black?
Snape: I've got it! they'll all hate him!
Snape: SIRIUS BLACK IS IN LOVE WITH REMUS LUPIN!!! :)))))))))
Hogwarts male and female: Man my one true love is taken.
Sirius:* Kisses moony*
Snape :((((((((( ?????
Mcgonagall: Potter, Detention!
James: Are you fucking serious?!
Minnie: No but apparently Mr Lupin Is ;)
Remus: *very red*
Potions professor: What does your Amortentia smell like Mr Lupin?
Lupin: Uhhh... D-dog hair.
Sirius from across the room: :)))))))
Sirius every time he walks by Moony: Ruff ;)
Moony: *Dead inside*
Wolfstar: *Walking by the lake*
Sirius: You're so beautiful moons
Remus: *flustered* *Shoves Sirius in the lake*
Sirius: THIS ISNT MY FIRST TIME BEIBG WET FOR YOU MOONS!
Remus: *dead*
Sirius gives James a jumper saying 'her deer' that lights up around Lily. James getting a Jumper for Sirius that says 'His lap dog' that barks around Remus.
Me: What do you think Moony's favourite food was? apart from chocolate obviously.
My friend casually : Sirius Black
Me: You're absolutely right.
Sirius: *Giving Remus a wool jumper*
Remus: Than-
Sirius: but A WOLF IN SHEEPS CLOTHING IS MORE THAN A WARNING BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP HAVE YOU ANY SOUL!.........
Remus: Yikes.
A/n I wanted to switch it up a bit, you'll get drarry memes in the next onseshot.
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Drarry and Wolfstar one shots (Other ships are included)
FanfictionWarning cute and gay. Requests open but try not to make it smutty I dont want to make yall cringe to death I'd rather make you Die of Fluff 😂 Open to any (not creepy) ship you want hell you ask for Draco and Hannah oneshot I'm your guy. 👉😉👉 Upd...
