wrong number | jungkook ✓

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[Minjae]

I rub my eyes and reread the message. Why on earth is someone asking me to give them Iron Man boxers? I don't recognize the number, so I contemplate ignoring it.

I look away from my phone for a good five seconds before reading the message for a third time to make sure I wasn't going crazy.

Giving in with a sigh, I decide to respond.

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park.jae: what?

park.jae: who is u sir?

gguk97: your worst nightmare bitch

gguk97: and u heard me. i need iron man's face on my ass for good luck so fess up

gguk97: also

gguk97: tae changed all my contact names to 'suckmytoes' and now idk who is who. but he told me that he kept the member's names pretty normal he named u park jae or smthing in my contacts list. the dumbass even added a new contact and idek who tf it is.

gguk97: i'll ask him tomorrow tho

park.jae: still have no idea who u are

gguk97: I SAID GIMME MY BOXERS RN JIMIN U BRAT

gguk97: ok that's it im telling mom

park.jae: damn i wish i was jimin

gguk97: are? you? not? jimin?

gguk97: no?

park.jae: i don't think so

park.jae: does this mean i can block you now?

gguk97: huh no wait

gguk97: WHO ARE YOU

park.jae: your worst nightmare bitch

gguk97: that's my line 

gguk97: copy cat

gguk97: so you really aren't jimin then huh

park.jae: no sir i am not

gguk97: well that's embarrassing

park.jae: i agree

park.jae: is this my cue to go back to bed? i think it is

gguk97: istg if u block me im gonna hunt u down and murder u in your sleep

park.jae: oh

gguk97: what's ur name?

park.jae: park jimin

gguk97: very funny

gguk97: real name please

park.jae: funny coming from a stranger who just threatened to kill me, don't you think?

gguk97: i mean

gguk97: i wouldn't say im completely a stranger

park.jae: hUh

gguk97: ur kinda dumb :/

park.jae: :/

park.jae: it's minjae

park.jae: but u can call me jae i guess

park.jae: your name is???

gguk97: its a secret :)

park.jae: HOW IS THAT FAIR

gguk97: where do u live?

park.jae: wtf i cant tell you that

gguk97: not in detail dumbass

park.jae: seoul korea

gguk97: NO WAY

gguk97: SAME

gguk97: WE'RE BUDDIES

gguk97: wait doesn't that mean its like 1 in the morning for you?

gguk97: why're you still up?

park.jae: hmm good question

park.jae: maybe because some stranger texted me accusing me of stealing iron man boxers?

gguk97: okay but that was like 5 minutes ago

park.jae: well before that, i was texting a couple of friends and then i was gonna sleep but then u texted me

gguk97: oops sorry

gguk97: bUT YOU SHOULD SLEEP NOW

park.jae: you too

park.jae: why are YOU awake?

gguk97:  i will in a bit

gguk97: and i just got home from dance practice

park.jae: omg i dance too

gguk97: like actually actually dance?

park.jae: yessir 

gguk97: BRO WE'RE SEOUL BUDDIES AND DANCE BUDDIES???

park.jae: does this mean i can't block you

gguk97: yes

gguk97: but we'll continue this in the morning

gguk97: you should go to sleep for now

park.jae: you too it's late

park.jae: nighttt

gguk97: goodd nighhttttt

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in case anyone was confused, minjae can't see the 'gguk97'

for her, it just shows some random number.