Me: *Reads dare then laughs* This isn't a dare Craftfury, this is something that should be canon! Now let's give Steven the mom he deserves. Right Blue?
Blue Diamond: Indeed, I want to be the mom that Steven deserves and needs. I love him like a son and I want to be there as his real mom.
Me: Yep. Steven deserves a real mom and family that will love him for him and not because of his gem. I seriously believe that the gems only love him for his gem, and I bet that if he was full human then they wouldn't even bat him an eye.
Blue Diamond: *sadly* It is truly sad that those gems think of him like that.
Me: *Sadly* It is Blue. It really is. *Back to normal* But enough about this, it's about time to give Steven a real mom to love. Lets go Blue.
Blue Diamond: *Nods*
*Leaves with Blue to adopt Steven as her son.*
Blue Diamond: I would like to make Steven Universe my legal son.
Government worker: *monotone* Are you a legal citizen?
Blue Diamond: No? I am from Homeworld and would like to adopt Steven as my own son.
Government worker: *monotone* You need to be a legal citizen to adopt.
Blue Diamond: *Angrily* If you don't let me adopt Steven as my son, then I will bring my entire army to Earth and destroy it! Do you understand me human!
Me: *Starts backing away from Blue slowly* I think I will wait outside.
*After I leave I hear more shouting and things breaking*
Me: Oh boy
*An hour later*
*Blue walks out happily with the adoption papers*
Blue Diamond: Steven is officially my son now.
Me: Great! Let's go find Steven and tell him the good news.
Blue Diamond: *happily nods*
*We go to find Steven and find him on the beach crying*
Me & Blue Diamond: Steven!
*We run up to him*
Me: Steven, are you ok?
Blue Diamond: Did something happen?
Steven: *Tearfully* It's P-pearl. I was walking back to the house when I h-heard her say that she d-doesn't love me.
*Me and Blue look at each other and nod*
Me: Well, I have good news that will cheer you right up!
Steven: *looks at us curiously*
Me: If you would do the honors Blue.
Blue Diamond: I have officially adopted you as my son Steven! I am your mom now.
Steven: *Runs up to Blue and hugs her leg as best he cans* Thank you, mom!
Me: Awwww. I think I will leave you two alone. I have some 'business' to attend to.
Keep em coming guys
