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Steven: Ok serena1890. *Runs off* Moms! Grandma White!
Blue Diamond: *Looks at Steven concerned* Is something wrong son?
Steven: *Happily* No. I just wanted to take you guys out for some fun!
White Diamond: *Smiles* How can we say no to you grandson.
Yellow Diamond: *chuckles* He could have the entirety of Homeworld on its knees with his adorable face.
Blue and White: Indeed.
Steven: *blushes* Come on guys, you're embarrassing me!
Blue Diamond: Isn't that the job of a mom; to embarrass her son.
Yellow Diamond: But enough about this. Steven wants us to have fun with him. lead the way Steven.
*Steven takes his Diamond family into town and tells them everything he knows about Beach City. As they are walking, they tell jokes and stories and have a good time*
Steven: I'll be right back, i'm going to get a donut. You guys want one?
* The three Diamonds look at each other and nod*
Blue Diamond: We would love to son.
*Steven nods to them then walks to the Big Donut to get what he needs*
*Loud music*
Steven: *groans* Not him again.
* Car screeches to a halt beside Steven*
Kevin: It's Kevin time!
Steven: *annoyed* What do you want Kevin?
Kevin: *hops out of car* I'm throwing an awesome party and I want that fusion chick to be there.
Steven: No, Kevin.
Kevin: What did you say to me?
Steven: I said No! I'm never fusing with her again! Stevonnie is dead and not coming back!
(Quick side note: Steven doesn't know that Connie is in an infinite loop of death)
*With the Diamonds*
Blue Diamond: *Worried* Steven has been gone for quite awhile now. I think we should go look for him.
*White and Yellow nod in agreement*
*The Diamonds look for Steven and find him being held up by his shirt by a human*
Blue, Yellow and White: *gasp*
Kevin: *holding up Steven by his shirt* I said I want that fusion chick! And I want her at my party!
*A blue hand snatches Steven away from Kevin, who looks terrified that there are three giant angry women staring at him*
Blue Diamond: *Kisses Steven on the forehead* Are you ok Steven?
Steven: I'm fine
*Blue nods and places him on her shoulder.*
Yellow Diamond: *angrily* How dare you touch a Diamond, you pathetic organic! If Steven didn't care for you humans as much as he does, then you would be dead by now!
Me: *pops out of nowhere* Actually, Kevin is a massive asshole to Steven. That and killing is aloud. So do what you want with him.
White Diamond: Is what Crystal said true, my Starlight.
Steven: *nods sadly*
White Diamond: *Steps in front of Blue and Yellow* You may want to look away Starlight. *Glares at the human who just pissed his pants.*
*White Diamond raises her foot up*
Kevin: *paralyzed with fear* M-mommy.
*White's foot came down on Kevin and crushed him to death. When she raised her foot back up, Kevin was a dead mangled bloody mess.*
Blue Diamond: Let's go Steven. We can still enjoy our time out together even if there was a little 'set back.'
*The Diamonds leave with Steven*
Me: *kicks Kevin's dead body* Why am I the one who has to clean this mess up.
