Term 8

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Cephalgia
So since we're friends

Mean Nerd😕👓
I don't recall ever agreeing to that.

Cephalgia
We should introduce ourselves properly

Cephalgia
With pictures and all

Mean Nerd😕👓
No.

Mean Nerd😕👓
And who told you you could talk so casual with me? Where are your punctuation marks?

Cephalgia
In the same trash ur compassion box is in

Mean Nerd😕👓
What-

Cephalgia
Any who

Cephalgia
I'll start first since you're clearly not going to

Mean Nerd😕👓
Don't.

Mean Nerd😕👓
I don't care.

Cephalgia
So my name is Park Jimin

Mean Nerd😕👓
Dear God.

Cephalgia
I told you before that I'm 21 years old

Cephalgia
My birthday is October 13th

Cephalgia
I've been told that I'm a nice person

Cephalgia
And I live in Seoul

Cephalgia
And this is what I look like

Mean Nerd😕👓
Please don't.

Cephalgia
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Cephalgia
Hey

Cephalgia
Did you die

Cephalgia
Do I look that good that you can't even put it into words😌

Mean Nerd😕👓
I'll admit that I can't put it into words.

Mean Nerd😕👓
But I can put it into numbers, 2/10

Cephalgia
Ouch😫

Cephalgia
Aren't you a gay guy? Shouldn't you be basking in my dashing good looks!?

Mean Nerd😕👓
And that's where your ignorance comes in.

Mean Nerd😕👓
Just because I'm into guys doesn't mean I fall for every male I see.

Mean Nerd😕👓
Especially if they're straight. I would like to avoid that at all costs.

Mean Nerd😕👓
Plus I'm more of a guy that falls for brains. You're way under the scale in that category.

Microscopic Encephalon
The more I talk to you the higher my tolerance for insults get.

Mean Nerd😕👓
Every time we talk you make me worry about the size of your cerebrum.

Microscopic Encephalon
Ew, bro. Wtf. I told you that I'm not into guys

Microscopic Encephalon
Why are you worrying about the size of my dick?

Microscopic Encephalon
I said I didn't mind gays, but guys hitting on me and sexualizing me makes me feel very uncomfortable

Mean Nerd😕👓
What?

Mean Nerd😕👓
Oh you fucking simpleton.

Mean Nerd😕👓

Not your membrum virile, I said cerebrum.

Mean Nerd😕👓
Which means brain.

Mean Nerd😕👓
Jesus. I told you that I wasn't into you in that way, you're cute, but straight and too much of an substandard airhead for me.

Microscopic Encephalon
Oh...😅

Microscopic Encephalon
My bad, I just thought- forget it. I'm sorry

Microscopic Encephalon
But wait, did you just call me cute

Mean Nerd😕👓
Is that really all you got from what I just said?

Mean Nerd😕👓
You know what? I'm enervated from this conversation. You always know how to awaken my somnolence.

Microscopic Encephalon
I do what now? What the hell did that entire paragraph even mean?

Microscopic Encephalon
I just googled it, you're going sleep!?

Microscopic Encephalon
Again!? Don't leave!

Microscopic Encephalon
You still haven't told me anything about yourself!

Microscopic Encephalon
Get back here!

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