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* I do have a chapter in the works but for now pls enjoy the lyrics to a badly made parody of a song that Peter probably doesn't even know exists in his world.*
**Btw some of the lyrics make sense in my head, just try and humor me because I think it kinda works**
I'm gonna swing my webs all through New York, Fighting Crime 'til I can't no more I'm gonna swing my webs all through New York, Fighting Crime 'til I can't no more
I got the spiders in the back Webslingers Attatched Stark is mighty mad Got that instant kill on blast
Swinging through New York I always do my chores Mom and Dad are dead But I got Karen to support
Mr. Stark can't tell me nothing He can't tell me nothing Mr. Stark can't tell me nothing He can't tell me nothing
Doing my math homework When my phone beeps and alert Throw on my suit skin tight Getting ready to fight crime
Ran out of web fluid Form all the times I've shooted Had to take the A train Messing with civilians brains
Mr. Stark can't tell me nothing He can't tell me nothing Mr. Stark can't tell me nothing He can't tell me nothing
I'm gonna swing my webs all through New York, Fighting Crime 'til I can't no more I'm gonna swing my webs all through New York, Fighting Crime 'til I can't no more
Schools out, Midtown Cross the street to Mr. Stark
Spending all my time as an intern at a fake job
Ned is calling me sayin' I 'gotta come by hurry' Turns out it's just a party and he wants me to show off
Man I've been through life and it's tough for me Lost my real father at three all the others after that
Wish I could turn back time to sacrifice but I just swing 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna swing my webs all through New York, Fighting Crime 'til I can't no more I'm gonna swing my webs all through New York, Fighting Crime 'til I can't no more
