What did Elizabeth do today?

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let me explain.

so yesterday, i escaped form the house and was walking down the side walk and i say a nice doggy

so i went to say hi to the doggy and he sniffed me in a very not nice spot

i yelled at him and kicked him in the butthole

when i got home, i told michael because i tell him everything, and he said that it wasn't surprising because i always smell like fish

i don't understand what he means by i smell like fish. i take showers everyday, and use my sTRAWBERRY BODY WASH TOO :(

I HATE FISH THEY ARE SO STUPID I WANT THEM ALL TO die :)

anyway

i told mommy what she said and she laughed. sHE frickCKING LAUGHED AT ME!!!!! mommy never laughs at me :(
michael was in the living room with us, and he smILED GAHH

i think mommy told daddy when i told her because he said that she also smelled like fish. MICHAEL AND DADDY WERE BOTH LAUGHING AT USS

mommy never smells like fish, she never eats fish either. she always smells really good all the time and i like smelling her when she's asleep because she can't yell at me

apparently something was bad about smelling like fish, but i don't know what it means. i haven't eaten fish in a long time, so i don't know what they are talking about.

i laid in mommy lap because i was feeling sleepy, and daddy started laughing again, but like, quiet. he said that i might want to plug my nose and mICAHEL STARTED CRYING. THEY WERE LAUGHING AND I DIDNT KNOW WHY AHHCBSNKS.

mommy hit daddy in the head, which i've never seen happen before. he didn't stop laughing and michael didn't either. it really made me upset because i didn't know what was going on.

there was some joke that i was missing, and it made me sad that i didn't know what it was.

i went to my room to go sleep because mommy didn't like it when i slept on her. she said she didn't like when people were on top of her, which made daddy laugh again, but quieter then before.

anyway

when i went upstairs to take a nap, the dog was doing hUmPiNg to my pillow. i yelled at him because i think it's gross. i'm not sure what humping means but michael said it was not okay when the dog did it.

so i pushed the doggy off of my bed and threw the pillow at him. i hope he doesn't do that again.

my nap was good and fresh, so i went back downstairs and everyone was gone? i don't know where they went so i ate all of michael's cereal that he liked to eat in the morning. i ate the box too so he couldn't blame me.

he came down the stairs while i was eating the box and he sCREAMED AT ME HE SCREAMED AT ME I WAS CRYING

um mommy came down and told me to stop eating michael's stuff, so i went out to the pool and started drinking the water. i was out there for a long time before mommy came out and told me to stop.

ok bye