Spidey oneshots

Is that some kind of drug?

3rd person POV

Peter was in the main room of the penthouse waiting and dreading for his dads to come home. He got more nervous when he saw his dads, aunts and uncles enter "Hey kiddo, where's Harley?" "Uh, well, you see, he's kinda in the hospital" Peter said while playing with his fingers. Tony looked like he was gonna say something but Steven beat him to it. "You're brothers in the hospital?! Why?!" Steve said with an extremely pissed off looking on his face "We were doing parkour" Peter said trying to make it sound like it wasn't a big deal but Steve being that extremely old, patriotic, not upt to date with modern day things guys we all love asked "is that some kind of drug?" Peter couldn't stop himself from laughing and the rest of the avengers were to "this isn't funny, Harleys in the hospital for doing drugs!" "Steve you idiot, it's not a drug, it's an athletic thing" Bucky said "we literally do that all the time" Natasha said and smacked him in the back of the head. Wanna shook her head in disappointment "stuff like this is why I tried joining the X-Men" she muttered. "Wait, who's with Harley?" "Oh, some guy in a hockey mask offered to watch him for me while I came here, I think his name was Jason or something like that" Peter said and everyone(except Wanda, Vision, Natasha, and Bucky) froze in horror and ran towards the elevator screaming "we'll save you Harley!" and stuff along that lines with Bucky and Natasha fallowing them to make sure they don't do something stupid. As soon as they were gone Vision and Wanda high fived him "I'm gonna be so grounded when they find out that the 'guy in a hockey mask' is actually just Ned watching anime on his phone" Wanda and Vision laughed at that "definitely but I'll convince them not to" Wanda said with a smirk causing Vision and Peter to laugh when Peter suddenly said "did you really try to join the X-Men?" "I wanted to but they didn't have my favorite person their" "who's that?" "It's you Peter" "aww, you're my favorite person two Wanda" "Hey! What about me?!" Vision shouted "oh yeah, you too Vision" Wanda said while hugging Peter. Vision pouted while Wanda and Peter laughed.

Meanwhile at some random hospital in New York

The avengers rushed into a hospital room looking panicked and worried(except Nat and Bucky) only to see Harley laying on his hospital bed with Ned sitting in one of the chairs watching anime "woah, you all okay?" Harley asked "no! we find out that you're hurt then Peter told us he let Jason THE JASON watch you while he was at the house waiting for us!" Clint shouted angry "pfft, you guys fell for that? Instead of the 'worlds mightiest heroes' they should call you the 'worlds most Gaulible heroes'". Harley said as he laughed.

Hope you all liked it, I know I haven't said this yet and it's really late but Happy Pride month! Enbrace who you are because who you are is perfect and screw anyone else if they tell you otherwise, you're perfect the way you are so don't ever change, have an amazing pride month! And remember, I'm always here if you ever need someone to talk to I'm always on wattpad and if not wattpad then youtube and I rarely ever sleep so I'll be available almost 24/7 😺

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don't own the pictures, and remember, stay prideful in who are and what you like!

Also, take a guess at what anime you think Ned was watching