"Will you let it go? It's not that big a deal." Monica chuckled slightly at her brother.
"Not that big a deal? It's amazing, okay? You just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam! A bra right out the sleeve." Ross replied. "As far as I'm concerned, there's nothing a guy can do that even comes close."
"Okay, can we move on from this topic if I showed it?" I asked, debating whether or not I should bang my head on my crutches.
"Yes." Ross and Joey looked up at me while Chandler scoffed in disgust.
"Come on! You guys can pee standing up." Rachel pointed out.
"We can? Okay, I'm trying that." Chandler looked over at Joey.
"You know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts anytime they want." Joey said. "You just look down, and there they are." He pretended to look down. "How you get work done is beyond me." He shrugged his shoulders.
"Okay, you know what I don't get? The way guys do so many mean things and then not even care." Phoebe added, making the four girls look at the guys angrily. They stayed quiet for a couple of moments.
"Multiple orgasms." Ross pointed at us.
"There you go." The three guys agreed with each other.
"I am this close to paying someone to run me over." I groaned tiredly.
A little later, we were still at Central Perk, just hanging around with each other.
"So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night, Sa–tur–day night!" Chandler cheered and danced quite awkwardly.
"No plans, huh?" Joey asked him.
"Not a one." Chandler replied with sarcastic cheeriness before sitting down.
"What about, say, breaking up with Janice?" Ross inquired.
"Oh, right, right. Shut up." Chandler pointed his finger at his best friend.
"Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone. You just go to do it." She replied.
"I know, but it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her. She has no idea what's happening. And then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's that horribly awkward moment when you've handed her the note..." We were following along but lost it when he added the last part.
"Why do you have to break up with her?" Joey asked. "Be a man. Just stop calling her." I hit Joey's shoulder for the horrible advice.
"You better do something, Chandler. I really don't want her as a sister–in–law." I got chills from the mere thought of it. Joey rubbed my back.
