THEM AS MY FRIENDS AND I (LOSERS)

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A/N: I included the whole of the club in this one because i wanted to use all my friends uwu. Also this is rly unoriginal but i wanted to do it because my wifey (w-wolfhards ) did and a load of other preference books have :)
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Bill
• Amelia
• Hufflepuff.
• Very shy around people who aren't our group.
• The one who calls your mum fat.
• Has nose bleeds 6 times a day.
• Apologises a lot for everything.
• Does the strangest things at the oddest moments. For example: steal your umbrella or taser you. •_•
• Bloody sick of all the drama.

Richie
• Richie (oh come on yk i had to)
• Slytherin down to the core.
• DIRTY MINDED LITTLE SHIT.
• Only speaks in cuss.
• Dad jokes 101.
• Is 100% gay for and obsessed with his best friend. (#Dichie)
• Tries to roast everyone else but just ends up being roasted himself.
• Like...really attractive, BUT, belongs in the bin.

Eddie
Me PSYCH
• An even mixture of Hufflepuff and Slytherin. (soft girl/asshole :))
• Is ill A LOT + is a germaphobe.
• Despises dealing with crying people but loves drinking water in the middle of the night.
• A melt: Stays up until 3am and binges Netflix.
• Dumb af with low grades + 0 common sense. Once mercilessly squished a bug with a water jug.
• Expresses herself through emo poetry and dark short stories oops.
• Sarcastic af, also swears A LOT. Complains 24/7.

Stan
• Lara my wifey
• Hufflepuff
• Eye rolling and hair flipping queen.
• Has your back to fangirl with you and tell you that you shouldn't have been up at 3:30am.
• A MAGICAL UNICORN.
• Instantly cheers people up.
• A really great partner in crime (especially for kidnapping boys and moisturising the Demogorgon), would 100% recommend.
• Pure bean & professional uwu dealer: deserves all the love.

Beverly
• Fliss
• Slaying Slytherin
• Floofy hair.
• Everyone loves her. Who wouldn't?
• FaceTiming her is the best because she's a spean.
• Pan icon (we stan).
• STRONGEST FUCKING PERSON YOU'LL EVER MEET.
• Is a great person to rant to but also to get tea from her rants.

Ben
• Isabella.
• Ravenclaw
• Book worm. Literally prefers books to friends and family...
• The grandma friend. Not the mum friend...the grandma friend.
• Kicks up a fuss easily but also a peacemaker.
• Gets extremely stressed and rubs her temples if something goes off schedule.
• Extremely behind on and unaware of everything. Including music and memes. Dis-cos-tan.
• Her voice goes all high and squeaky and she slaps her knees if you don't listen to her. It's like a mixture of Godzilla and a crow. It's scary.

Mike
• Holly
• Gryffindor
• Her laugh sounds like a ghost on drugs and I'm not exaggerating...Also screeches like a cat in times of distress.
• Is insensitive af, laughed when Grumpy Cat died. Rip.
• Mimes throwing stuff at you a lot XD
• *claps in morse code*. A savage demon is she.
• Lowkey deserves an Emmy for her whole life.
• A soft squishy bean that deserves all the world.
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I loved writing this because I love my friends they're so precious.
Anywhoooooo...
Thanks for reading, have a great day/night, peace leaves 🍃💞

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