Shoutout To My Ex

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"Fred, George!" I call through the corridor, while running up to them.

"Hey Love" the twins say.

"I need your guy's help" I say.

"With what?" Fred asks.

"Tomorrow during dinner, I need you to distract all the professors so I can do something in the great hall" I say.

"That will be easy, but my I ask what you are doing" George asks.

"You'll see Georgie, you'll see" I say.

"Also I need a potion that will make my voice louder but not change the sound of it" I say. The twins nod, they kiss my cheeks and we part ways.

The next night at dinner

After Fred and George distract all the teachers they give me a little vile of potion. They lock the doors to the great hall and I make my way up to the front.

"Attention everyone!" I say. Everyone in the great hall stops talking and looks at me.

"This performance is dedicated to a certain Slytherin Prince, Draco Malfoy" I say. I take my robes off, underneath it being a mini skirt, ripped tights and heals, along with a crop top. I wave my wand and the music starts.

This is a shout out to my ex

I look at Draco.

Heard he in love with some other chick
Yeah yeah, that hurt me, I'll admit

I glare at Pansy

Forget that boy, I'm over it
I hope she gettin' better sex
Hope she ain't fakin' it like I did, babe

I get up onto the main table in the great hall.

Took four long years to call it quits
Forget that boy, I'm over it

A lot of the female students start cheering.

Guess I should say thank you
For the hate yous and the tattoos
Oh baby, I'm cool by the way
Ain't sure I loved you anyway
Go 'head, babe, I'mma live my life, my life, yeah

I jump down and walk to the Slytherin table and Blaise helps me to get on top of it. I grab Draco's Hand and force him up on the table with me.

Shout out to my ex, you're really quite the man
You made my heart break and that made me who I am
Here's to my ex, hey, look at me now
Well, I, I'm all the way up
I swear you'll never bring me down
Shout out to my ex, you're really quite the man
You made my heart break and that made me who I am
Here's to my ex, hey, look at me now
Well, I'm, I'm all the way up
I swear you'll never, you'll never bring me down

At this point everyone is up and dancing around. Fred approaches the slytherin table and picks me up bridle style, and spins me around before setting me down. I walk back up to the front of the great hall.

Oh, I deleted all your pics
Then blocked your number from my phone
Yeah yeah, you took all you could get
But you ain't getting this love no more
'Cause now I'm living so legit
Even though you broke my heart in two, baby
But I snapped right back, I'm so brand new, baby
Boy, read my lips, I'm over you, over you, uh

Guess I should say thank you
For the "hate yous" and the tattoos
Oh baby, I'm cool by the way
Ain't sure I loved you anyway
Go 'head, babe, I'mma live my life, my life, yeah

I gesture everyone forward and stand up on the table. Then start crowd surfing the students at Hogwarts.

Shout out to my ex, you're really quite the man
You made my heart break and that made me who I am
Here's to my ex, hey, look at me now
Well, I'm, I'm all the way up
I swear you'll never bring me down
Shout out to my ex, you're really quite the man
You made my heart break and that made me who I am
Here's to my ex, hey, look at me now
Well, I'm, I'm all the way up
I swear you'll never, you'll never bring me down
You'll never bring me down

I end up standing on the Ravenclaw table because its basically in the middle. Some of the girls join me up there too.

Shout out to my ex, you're really quite the man
You made my heart break and that made me who I am
Here's to my ex, hey, look at me now
Well, I'm all the way up
I swear you'll never, you'll never bring me down

Shout out to my ex, you're really quite the man
(You're quite the man)
You made my heart break and that made me who I am
Here's to my ex, hey, look at me now
Well, I'm, I'm all the way up, I swear you'll never bring me down
(You'll never bring me down)
Shout out to my ex, you're really quite the man
You made my heart break and that made me who I am
Here's to my ex, hey, look at me now
(Won't you just look at me now)
Well, I'm, all the way up
I swear you'll never, you'll never bring me down
You'll never bring me down

"This is what happens when you are a cheater Draco Lucius Malfoy!" I say at the end of my performance. Everyone in the great hall starts cheering as Draco runs out of the hall. Pansy comes up to me and starts yelling.

"How dare you embarrass Draco like that!" She screams. I don't answer and just grab a picture of pumpkin juice and pour it over her head.

"You'll pay for this you filthy blood traitor!" She yells and runs out of the great hall.

The twins come over and help me down and hug me tightly.

"That was the best revenge I have ever seen" Fred says.

"Thanks for your help guys, I couldn't have done it without you" I say

"No problem Love" they say.

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