Okay so I'm thinking of writing a Stranger Things AU but instead of the kids it's Nancy Wheeler and Johnathan Byers. BUT ANYWAYS, this is going to be a collection of things my friends (the gay squad) have said but it's voltron now. I'll tell you which friend said what (I have their permission). Also yes, Hunter is both my twin brother (we are not identical you scrub nuggets) and part of my squad. Thank you, my friends for not leaving me after the instagram drama in 7th grade :D
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Shooting stars
Lance: Do shooting stars ever stop shooting?
Pidge: Ha, not if they're American.
Lance- Sasha
Pidge- Pablo
Couples
Lance: *looking at a cute couple* I wish we could be as cute as them.
Pidge: You have to be cute if you you want to be a cute couple.
Lance- Amanda (me)
Pidge- Maggie
Camping!
Pidge: it's cold and I'm hungry. Can we start a fire now?
Lance: Baby, you are my fire
Lance: wait no
Hunk: The one, DESIRE
Shiro and Keith: Believe when I say
Everyone: I WANT IT THAT WAY
Lance: I hate you guys.
Pidge- Julian
Lance-Carter
Hunk-Me
Shiro and Keith- Karen and Sydney
Ravioli death
Pidge: Uhm I just ate 15 toasted raviolis and I'm not okay.
Hunk: Are you sick?
Pidge: if I die, play All Star earrape at my funeral and then say "this is so sad, Alexa play despacito"
Pidge- Eva
Hunk- Me
Anime
Matt: were you watching anime porn? I heard a language that wasn't English and weird grunting.
Pidge: 1, it's called Hentai and it is ART. 2, no I was watching My Hero Academia you absolute walnut.
Matt- Hunter (my brother)
Pidge: Me
Birthdays!
Allura: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Pidge: *after arguing with Lance* Hey let's get a piñata shaped like Lance to beat the schnitzel out of.
Lance: All I did was say that milk is overrated!
Allura-Sydney
Pidge- Pablo
Lance- Adam
Rip Adam tho...
Siblings...
Pidge: *Walking, with Matt to the left*
Keith: whoa Pidge has a double
Lance: which one do you think is Pidge?
Shiro: Guys, guys, Pidge is obviously the one on the left.
Pidge: *facepalms*
Pidge- me
Matt- Hunter
Keith- Sasha
Lance- Maggie
Shiro: Julian
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Okay I'm lazy and I needed to put out something. Maybe I'll do one for my D&D squad for all you nerds out there. I thought this would be a fun little thing to post because my friends are crazy gay toddlers.
Have a good summer! (It's 7/12/19 when posting this)
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Actual Plance Trash
RandomFor those who are still in pain from all of that, I feel ya. No smut, nsfw, lemons, or any of that on my Christian Minecraft server. Just water your Plance here with some Plance garbage. Respect to all ships don't @ me klancers. Cover art by Honest...
