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America's ending

"I think I like America, Japan."

"You like America?"

"I just told you that, idiot."

Japan stretched and yawned.

"I'm hungry.... where's the food?"

"Polar-chan is getting it."

*Time skip brought to you by kumajiro*

(Y/N) was starting to fall asleep until loud footsteps filled the silence.

Slam!

Polar was panting with a bowl of what seems to be.... Pringles...?

"Japan, you vill not believe vhat I've just seen." Polar said.

Japan yawned.

"Let me guess. You saw China-kun kissing a body pillow with Philippines-kun on it?"

Polar shook her head.

"He vas groaning and saying his name." She started walking towards the bed.

(Y/N) was ready to quit her life at this point.

"When am I going home?" (Y/N) whined.

"Don't you want to confess to America-kun, (Y/N)-Chan?"

"N-"

"Oh, you should go for it (Y/N)!"

"N-"

"It'd be like love first sight, right Polar?"

"N-"

"It is!"

"Oh my fucking gosh, if y'all don't lemme speak, I'll shove Mochi America up your arse."

Silence

"Oh yes-"

(Y/N) groaned in frustration. Japan and her weird kinks, Polar agreeing with her with everything, what's worse is that China has gotten loud enough that even Norea could hear him jerking off to Phil.

Loud footsteps entered the hallway where Japan's room was at. A door slammed open, probably China's, as an angry Korean ranted about him being to loud.

"howdoyouguysfuckingwiththisshit?" (Y/N) sighed and covered her ears with a pillow.

"Don't worry, (Y/N)-Chan. My father said that I'm lucky to have them as my roommates." Japan said calmly. "According to him, Fascist Italy forced him, and Doitsu's father, to sleep with him. Every. Night."

"God- I want to leave now."

"No. You've to confess to America-san before you go!"

A loud moan was heard from the room beside.

"...... OHGODCANEVERYONEJUSTLETMERESTLIKETHEHUMANPOTATOIAM?" (Y/N) yelled.

Silence

"Thank you." The girl instantly fell asleep.

~Timeskip~

"(Y/N)-Chan! Wake up!"

"Dude, what if she's dead?"

"She can't be dead, she still has to confess to you."

"Confess....?"

"Yes, she likes you."

"......"

(Y/N) instantly sat up and threw Japan off the bed.

"Mind your own business, jApAn."

"Is it true?"

"What?"

"That you like me?"

(Y/N).exe has stopped working.

"No- YeS- no- oh dammit, I do."

"Okay, I don't"

"....."

"I don't date girls I just met, sorry. That's Japan."

"Hey, that was mean!" The neko pouted.

".....sorry (Y/N), it's not you-"

"It's totally you."

"It's me."

"It's not him or you, it's Russia-"

"Polar, I am trying to explain something to a girl I don't know so shut the fuck up."

"That's what you told Russia when you were fucking iN mY bEdRoOm."

"It was one time!"

".....(y/n), let's go get you back to the world you belong to."

"Okay." (Y/N) got off the bed and followed Japan, who already was leaving out the door.

~timeskip~

"So here's the beach they found you in."

The scenery was beautiful. The ocean waves gave off a cool breeze.

"I guess this is goodbye then, tell the others I said goodbye."

"I will."

"Here goes nothing... I guess."

(Y/N) walked into the ocean, the water was cold. The water reached the middle of her thighs. She fell forwards as she sunk. The girl closed her eyes and soon felt solid ground under her.

She was here.

Home.

The end.