For all you Area 51 raiders out there (or those who want to be)...
Top 10 Ways to Survive an Alien Abduction
10. Scream
9. Fight back
8. Go to your happy place
7. Build a wall around your house to keep out the illegal aliens
6. Tell them that your rival/bully is a better specimen
5. Naruto run
4. Keep asking, "Are we there yet?" or "What does this button do?"
3. Promise to like, subscribe, and hit the notification bell on their YouTube channel
2. Tell them that your health insurance doesn't cover implants
1. Threaten to make them watch your vacation slides
Until next wormhole...thanks for reading.
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