Ask or dare

Dare Foxy

Foxy, you got another one.

What will it be dis time?

You got dared to sing a song in front of everyone by gacha_alumi
The song is called Ew by Jimmy Fallon.

Aye! Why do me have to do that?! That song be over the top weird!

You have no other choice. You have to do it, or else..

Aye.. alright alright. Lass you need to calm down. We really don't need to go there, now do we?

Oh yeah we do.. that is only if you don't do it. If you follow through, then your life will be spared, but if not then there will be some issues.

Ok. Me will do it.

Good
(also sorry for the long wait. I completely forgot about it and then school came up.. so yeah. I am deeply sorry.)

*sighs but gets ready to sing.*

Seriously? Look at her butt. Ew!
Oh, she looks like a slut. Ew!
I'm like "what the what"? Ew!
Right? Right? Ew. Ew.
Oh, you got to see this. Ew!
Oh my gross I can't believe it. Ew!
She's so basically basic. Ew!
She's literally making me sick. Ew!
This is embarrassing. Ew. Ew.
Like seriously, seriously. Ew. Ew.
No seriously, seriously! Ew. Ew.
I can't, I can't! Ew. Ew. Look at look at this.
OM-effin-G, what the eff?
You're gonna freakin' flip, like, seriously freakin' flip.
'Cause Sally's mad at Iggy because Iggy's booty's more biggy,
And Sally's booty's twiggy so she called her friend Cybie,
Now Sally's gonna get impleggies

What's impleggies?
Implants, silly.
Ew!I'm freakin' for real.
I think silicone butts are ew, ew!
Where'd she get that outfit? Ew!
That girl is totally ratchet. Ew!
No seriously who likes that? Ew!
Right right? Ew ew.

Look at the way she takes pics. Ew!
And what's up with those duck lips? Ew!
She's so lame. Ew!
Super lame. Ew, ew!
This is embarrassing. Ew, ew.
Like seriously seriously. Ew, ew.
No, seriously seriously. Ew, ew.
Oh my gosh. Ew, ew. I am not hating,
I am merely conversating.
With my BFF Sara.
So bust your rhyme, Sara

It's Mir.i.am and you know who,
Now here's some things I think are ew!
FaceTime and reclining in airplane seats and then Vining,
Retweeting tweets I'm not lying 'cause even rhyming's ann-iy-ing!
Bread bowls and ravioli, casserole,
A roly poly caterpillar on my really old and moldy windowsill. Ew!
Trapper keepers and a creeper wearin' sneakers with the toes
And maybe Frozen 'cause you knowin' I don't wanna build a snowman.

Ew! Ew! Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Seriously yah

Hello my name is Sara
That's Sara with no "H"
Too bad if you don't like it
'Cause haters gonna hate
My stepdad Gary
He tries to act so cool
Every time we see him
My friends and I say "Ew!" yeah

Hey funky bunch,
What're you guys doing?
Oh my gosh, it's my step dad Gary.
And he just ruined it!
I heard that funky beat that you was playing down here.
It's a party over here.
It's a party over here. Ew!

*Finishes and set the mic down*

Freddy: WHAT THE FAZBEAR F*CK WERE YOU SINGING FOXY?!?!

Oh no.. Me in trouble.. Sorry guys gotta run! *runs away with Freddy chasing him*

Bonnie: Who, what, why... Why that song of all things?

Chica: Now Sally's gonna get impleggies.. What's impleggies. Implants, silly. Ew! I'm freakin' for real. *she sings while doing the dance as well*

Bonnie: Chica! Stop doing that in front of the Kids!

Chica: What kids? I see no- *she looks right at them* Oh...

The children: Ew! *they all walk back out now because of that*

Little boy: Not coming back here again!

Mother: That is just against the rules here! I'm gonna call the authorities!

Bonnie: We're screwed...

Anyways I really hope you liked it. Again I am sooo soooo sorry for taking so long to upload this. Anyways if you have anymore please it would be greatly appreciated to let me know what you want me to do next time. Bye and have a nice day/night.