friday, 4:07am
making fun of brian is fun
rogahtaylah26: do cars have feelings
brianisnotapoodle: roger its four am wtf
rogahtaylah26: answer the question science man
brianisnotapoodle: i mean cars are machines, so i guess no
rogahtaylah26: aw man
discodeaks: would you two shut up im trying to sleep
freddielovescats: yeah stfu you whores
brianisnotapoodle changed the group name to roger wants to fuck a car
rogahtaylah26: I DO NOT WANT TO FUCK A CAR
discodeaks: yeah he wants to fuck brian duh
brianisnotapoodle: ???
rogahtaylah26: NO I DO NOT
freddielovescats: are you sure about that
rogahtaylah26: IM PRETTY FUCKING SURE
discodeaks changed the group name to roger wants to fuck brian
rogahtaylah26: im so close to leaving this conversation
rogahtaylah26 changed the group name to stop changing the name
discodeaks: im going to sleep
freddielovescats: hey brian
brianisnotapoodle: yes??
freddielovescats: *whispers* i think roger likes u
rogahtaylah26: FOR THE LAST TIME I DO NOT LIKE BRIAN
brianisnotapoodle: well thats not very nice i thought we were friends :(
rogahtaylah26: u know what i meant
discodeaks: can u guys shut up i want to sleep
brianisnotapoodle: just turn off ur notifications
freddielovescats: wow brian is being fun for once
brianisnotapoodle: i am fun all the time
rogahtaylah26: idk ur always the smart rational one
freddielovescats: and the rational one cant also be the fun one
brianisnotapoodle: im not the only smart one
freddielovescats: well its not me i have 2 brain cells and they are dedicated to music
brianisnotapoodle: rogers smart af he just doesnt try
rogahtaylah26: im not that smart
brianisnotapoodle: no ur SUPER smart you just seem like a dumbass
discodeaks: hey im smart too
rogahtaylah26: i thought u were sleeping??
discodeaks: shhhhh
freddielovescats: great so everyones smart except me
rogahtaylah26: not necessarily cause i usually get myself into dumb situations that smart people wouldnt get into
freddielovescats: like what
rogahtaylah26: well there was this one time when i accidentally almost burnt down the apartment complex my family lived in cause i tried to hard boil an egg by putting it in the toaster
brianisnotapoodle: what
rogahtaylah26: and the worst part is, that was only a year ago
freddielovescats: nvm im not the dumbest one hehe
rogahtaylah26: do YOU even know how to boil an egg
freddielovescats: no...
brianisnotapoodle: GUYS whether you know how to boil an egg or not does not determine how smart you are
freddielovescats: it doesnt matter as long as we can all agree that brian is the smart rational one
rogahtaylah26: yep brians definitely the only reason we arent in jail or dead
brianisnotapoodle: im flattered
rogahtaylah26: u should be
brianisnotapoodle: whatever im tired so gn
freddielovescats: gn
rogahtaylah26: gn whores
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dumbasses: a queen group chat fanfic
Random(high school au) this fanfic takes place here in 2019. i hope you enjoy reading it, and don't take it too seriously. highest ranking: #1 in deacury 8/26/19-9/30/19, #1 in maylor 10/3/19-10/14/19
