saturday, 3:47pm
spooku scary skeletobs
freddielovescats: i finished giving roger a makeover
brianisnotapoodle: holy shit im so excited send pics
rogahtaylah26: i look so FUCKING stupid
freddielovescats: introducing, rogerina taylor!!! (featuring my aesthetically pleasing photo editing)
freddielovescats sent a picture
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discodeaks: wtf
brianisnotapoodle: why does it actually suit u???
rogahtaylah26: idk but im kind of regretting this
discodeaks: why
rogahtaylah26: idk its just weird looking like a girl
brianisnotapoodle: if u dont want to wear it then take it off
freddielovescats: i worked so hard on this i swear if u take it off
discodeaks: wait freddie arent u with roger
freddielovescats: nah i left like 10 min ago
brianisnotapoodle: seriously rog, if u dont want to wear it then take it off
freddielovescats: no wear it cause i worked very hard to make u look like a girl
discodeaks: roger wear it
rogahtaylah26: i dont wanna get in trouble... ive already gotten suspended once and i got 4 detentions this year and its only september
brianisnotapoodle: im being honest roger would definitely get in trouble for showing up in drag
discodeaks: but it would be funnyyyyyy
brianisnotapoodle: plus rogers speaking voice doesnt sound like a girls he sounds like a five year old boy
freddielovescats: so ur telling me i spent an hour getting him dressed up for nothing
rogahtaylah26: welp i already took most of it off but the god damn lipstick isnt coming off
freddielovescats: ughhhhhhh
discodeaks: freddie if it makes u feel better i got u flowers
rogahtaylah26: what about me
discodeaks: oops i didnt get u some cause i only had enough money for one bouquet
brianisnotapoodle: roger ill get u flowers
rogahtaylah26: thanks but thats not gonna get the lipstick off of my face
freddielovescats: just use a makeup wipe rog
rogahtaylah26: no its ok i got it off but now i have to get ready for the performance
brianisnotapoodle: what time does it start
freddielovescats: 5:00
discodeaks: ok thanks
brianisnotapoodle: deaky and i will sit together
rogahtaylah26: im so nervous ahhhhh
brianisnotapoodle: youll be fine
rogahtaylah26: ok im gonna talk to u later cause i have to drive to the school
discodeaks: me and brain will text u once we're there
brianisnotapoodle: my name isnt brain its BRIAN
discodeaks: jeez sorry
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saturday, 5:03pm
spooku scary skeletobs
brianisnotapoodle: uhhhh roger
rogahtaylah26: yee??
brianisnotapoodle: a certain crazy ex is here
rogahtaylah26: which one
brianisnotapoodle: kara
rogahtaylah26: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
discodeaks: i just went to the bathroom and she was waiting outside
rogahtaylah26: whatd she do
discodeaks: she asked where u were and i said u died
rogahtaylah26: i didnt die but now im gonna die
discodeaks: she said she didnt believe me and she said shes gonna go onstage when u sing ur solo
freddielovescats: shit thats gonna ruin the performance
brianisnotapoodle: maybe i can distract her but i dont wanna miss rogers solo
discodeaks: then ill distract her
freddielovescats: how tf are u gonna do that
discodeaks: roger can u text me a recording of u doing vocal warmups
rogahtaylah26: sure
discodeaks: ok thanks
rogahtaylah26: i sent it
brianisnotapoodle: what r u gonna do deaky
discodeaks: im gonna play it in a room and hopefully kara will follow it
freddielovescats: oof good luck
discodeaks: thanks im gonna need it
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dumbasses: a queen group chat fanfic
Random(high school au) this fanfic takes place here in 2019. i hope you enjoy reading it, and don't take it too seriously. highest ranking: #1 in deacury 8/26/19-9/30/19, #1 in maylor 10/3/19-10/14/19
