chapter sixteen: roger gets glasses (a two-part tale)

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tuesday, 3:56pm

rip rogers sven

discodeaks: thanks for the ice cream brian

brianisnotapoodle: np

rogahtaylah26: my moms driving me to my stupid appointment

freddielovescats: yeah and brians driving us so hes not gonna be responding now

rogahtaylah26: if i do have to get glasses im never gonna wear them so this is just a waste of time and money

discodeaks: no roger u have to wear them

freddielovescats: brian agrees

rogahtaylah26: but im gonna look like a dumbass

freddielovescats: u always look like a dumbass tho

rogahtaylah26: im gonna look even stupider than that time when i accidentally dyed my hair green

discodeaks: dont worry theres no way u can look any stupider than u did as green haired roger

rogahtaylah26: thanks

freddielovescats: just get contacts

rogahtaylah26: but those are scary

discodeaks: how are they scary

rogahtaylah26: um touching my eyeball is pretty fucking scary

freddielovescats: then wear glasses

rogahtaylah26: no

discodeaks: *facepalms*

freddielovescats: lets just hope by some kind of magic u dont need them

rogahtaylah26: im at the eye doctor now shit

freddielovescats: oof good luck

rogahtaylah26: theres a fucking 30 min wait fuuuuuuuuuck

discodeaks: we're almost there

rogahtaylah26: the waiting room is silent so we cant be loud

freddielovescats: ok we can just text i guess

rogahtaylah26: im so nervous

discodeaks: youll be fine

rogahtaylah26: can u guys just hurry up

freddielovescats: we're finding a parking spot

rogahtaylah26: thank god

freddielovescats: why tf is the parking lot full

discodeaks: i guess the entire town decided to get their eyes checked

rogahtaylah26: haha yeah

discodeaks: um roger

rogahtaylah26: yee??

discodeaks: why is ur mom driving away

rogahtaylah26: what?? she just went to the bathroom

freddielovescats: apparently shes going to a bathroom somewhere else

rogahtaylah26: she just texted me hold on

freddielovescats: we found a spot so we'll be in soon

rogahtaylah26: she forgot about clares dance recital so she has to go help her get ready then come back so she can pay

discodeaks: so whos gonna take u in

rogahtaylah26: shit i have no idea

brianisnotapoodle: ill do it cause who knows what kind of trouble freddie or deaky would cause

rogahtaylah26: brian hurry up i just got called in ahhhhhh

discodeaks: chill roger

brianisnotapoodle: im coming

freddielovescats: keep me and deaky updated on all of this

discodeaks: i cant believe we're doing this lmao

brianisnotapoodle: ill keep u updated as best as i can

rogahtaylah26: theyre getting ready for the first test and i already have no faith in myself oh no

freddielovescats: good luck blind ass bitch

rogahtaylah26: thanks


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4:49pm

rip rogers sven

brianisnotapoodle: sorry for not updating you guys lol

freddielovescats: yeah thanks

discodeaks: is the appointment almost done

brianisnotapoodle: theyre giving roger these eye drop things and then theyre gonna tell him if he needs glasses and what prescription or whatever

discodeaks: oh shit rogers mom is back

freddielovescats: shes coming to ur room rn

brianisnotapoodle: ok well im gonna stay with roger anyway

discodeaks: ok

brianisnotapoodle: rogers getting glasses lmao

freddielovescats: i fucking knew it

discodeaks: im not surprised

brianisnotapoodle: also his phone died thats why hes not responding

freddielovescats: how many times do we have to tell him to plug it in

brianisnotapoodle: ok rogers gonna text from my phone now

discodeaks: ok hi rog

brianisnotapoodle: im pissed cause i didnt want to get glasses and i dont even get to pick them out for a while -roger

freddielovescats: aw im sorry ur a blind ass bitch

brianisnotapoodle: and also the eye drops that i got make it like a million times harder to see and apparently theyre SUPPOSED to make u not see well - also roger

discodeaks: i thought eye doctors were supposed to fix ur eyeballs

brianisnotapoodle: yeah i thought the same thing but here we are -still roger

freddielovescats: i have an idea

brianisnotapoodle: whats ur idea and it better not be something productive -roger again

freddielovescats: lets all go to my house and watch pewdiepie

brianisnotapoodle: i like that idea and brian says he likes it too -surprise its still roger

discodeaks: but i dont watch pewdiepie

freddielovescats: well today ur watching ur first pewdiepie vid congrats





hey guys! I don't really have anything to say about this chapter except that I spent my day writing new chapters for this instead of doing my homework. also enjoy that pic I found of roger. happy reading!

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