dumbasses: a queen group chat fanfic

chapter four: roger is a blind sailor

friday, 1:07pm

stop changing the name

freddielovescats: im bored

brianisnotapoodle: cool

freddielovescats: wanna ditch class

rogahtaylah26: im down

discodeaks: sure

brianisnotapoodle: why not

freddielovescats: ok lets meet at the bench that deaky spray painted a dick on

discodeaks: that was two years ago

freddielovescats: who cares just everyone come there during passing period

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1:31pm

rogahtaylah26: i dont see u guys

brianisnotapoodle: u dont see anything u blind fuck

rogahtaylah26: hey im not blind

freddielovescats: u sure about that

discodeaks: yeah u squint 24/7

freddielovescats: and u hold ur phone like a centimeter from ur face

rogahtaylah26: whats ur fucking point

discodeaks: the point is that u are a blind fuck

brianisnotapoodle: ok who cares why dont we go to my house and watch a movie

freddielovescats: that sounds better than school so sure

rogahtaylah26: have you guys forgotten that i cant find u

discodeaks: oh yeah i did forget that

brianisnotapoodle: we'll just come to u

freddielovescats: roger is an old blind man

rogahtaylah26: freddie ur older than me???

discodeaks: found u

brianisnotapoodle: ur right he does hold his phone really close to his face

rogahtaylah26: shut up

discodeaks: wow im shocked

rogahtaylah26: what

discodeaks: u didnt swear in that text

rogahtaylah26: and??

discodeaks: u swear like a sailor

freddielovescats changed the group name to roger is a blind sailor

rogahtaylah26: stop making fun of me

freddielovescats: never

rogahtaylah26: why cant we make fun of brian now

discodeaks: cause brian hasnt done anything to make fun of today

rogahtaylah26: hey look guys brian has hair like a poodle

freddielovescats: thats not nice blind sailor

rogahtaylah26: STOP MAKING FUN OF ME :(

discodeaks: no

freddielovescats: no

brianisnotapoodle: no

rogahtaylah26: why r we texting each other if were standing right by each other

freddielovescats: idk