the next monday, 12:09am
roger is a blind sailor
discodeaks: its been my bday for a whole 9 minutes and i havent gotten any "happy bdays" fuck u all
freddielovescats: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE BITCH
brianisnotapoodle: yeah happy birthday
rogahtaylah26: happy birthday dickhead
discodeaks: wow u are all so kind and thoughtful :D
freddielovescats: deaky im in ur house
discodeaks: what why
freddielovescats: i made cheese on toast
discodeaks: AWWW HELL YEAH I LOVE CHEESE ON TOAST
rogahtaylah26: we know
brianisnotapoodle: u literally did a school project on it last year
discodeaks: oh yeah i forgot about that
freddielovescats: why does no one question the fact that i broke into deakys house and made him food
brianisnotapoodle: i guess this group of dumbasses has a thing for breaking into people's homes and making cheesy foods
rogahtaylah26: hey no need to call me out on that
brianisnotapoodle: roger its happened four times in three days
rogahtaylah26: and??
discodeaks: instead of a birthday cake i get cheese on toast :O
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rogahtaylah26: noice
brianisnotapoodle: ew please dont say that
rogahtaylah26: noice
freddielovescats: i should put a candle on it
rogahtaylah26: noice
discodeaks: SHIT FREDDIE CAUGHT THE TABLECLOTH ON FIRE
brianisnotapoodle: and the first thing deaky does is text the groupchat
discodeaks: HOW DO YOU PUT OUT A FIRE
brianisnotapoodle: just pour some water on it
rogahtaylah26: as i said a couple days ago, brian is the only reason were not in jail or dead
freddielovescats: hello darlings i just almost died
discodeaks: u did not almost die u overdramatic bitch
freddielovescats: yes i did
brianisnotapoodle: i swear im the only normal one here
freddielovescats: shut up or i will shove the cheese on toast up ur ass
rogahtaylah26: DISGOSTANG
discodeaks: yum
brianisnotapoodle: deaky i got u a present
discodeaks: yee?
brianisnotapoodle: i got u a new book, a candle (who knows what youll catch on fire now), some candy, and a sweatshirt
discodeaks: awww thanks
freddielovescats: hes gonna burn the book i already know it
discodeaks: shhhhh
rogahtaylah26: wait a minute
discodeaks: yee?
rogahtaylah26: deaky arent ur parents home
discodeaks: no they went to bali
rogahtaylah26: oh cool
discodeaks: haha maybe when im older ill just go to bali and leave u all behind
brianisnotapoodle: that wouldnt be surprising if u did that
discodeaks: well i have an idea for future me then ;)
freddielovescats: what if deaky went to bali and shoved some cheese on toast up his ass that would be funny
discodeaks: happy birthday to me
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dumbasses: a queen group chat fanfic
Random(high school au) this fanfic takes place here in 2019. i hope you enjoy reading it, and don't take it too seriously. highest ranking: #1 in deacury 8/26/19-9/30/19, #1 in maylor 10/3/19-10/14/19
