wednesday, 3:03am
bros before toes
brianisnotapoodle: do u guys ever just look up at the stars and realize how cool they look
freddielovescats: no???
rogahtaylah26: nerd
discodeaks: i dont leave my room
brianisnotapoodle: there are so many stars and theyre just so beautiful and perfect and ahhhhhhhhhh
freddielovescats: brians gonna lose no nut november because of stars smh
brianisnotapoodle: no im not
discodeaks: yeah brians a faithful soldier
brianisnotapoodle: yeah i am
rogahtaylah26: aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
freddielovescats: thanks for ur input rog
rogahtaylah26: guys
discodeaks: what
rogahtaylah26: i found a dog
freddielovescats: ew
rogahtaylah26: i brought it inside and we're friends now
brianisnotapoodle: rogER YOU CANT JUST BRING RANDOM DOGS IN UR HOUSE
rogahtaylah26: ur not the boss of me
discodeaks: is the dog cute
rogahtaylah26: yeah its a golden retriever
discodeaks: is it a boy or a girl
rogahtaylah26: i can confirm the dog has a dick
brianisnotapoodle: roger
rogahtaylah26: yeah???
brianisnotapoodle: the dog could have fleas or be really sick and you just brought it into your house
rogahtaylah26: jokes on you
brianisnotapoodle: what
rogahtaylah26: i brought the dog in my room :)
brianisnotapoodle: roger no
rogahtaylah26: im giving him a bath dont worry
discodeaks: roger PLEASE send a pic of the dog
rogahtaylah26: will do buckaroo!
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discodeaks: THAT IS SUCH A CUTE DOG HOLY SHIT
brianisnotapoodle: FUCK ITS ADORABLE
freddielovescats: since roger got a dog i found a cat outside :D
brianisnotapoodle: wait what
freddielovescats: i found a cat next to my neighbors trash can
brianisnotapoodle: i...cant...do...it...anymore...
discodeaks: we broke him
rogahtaylah26: i gave the dog cheese :)
brianisnotapoodle: roger. freddie. no.
rogahtaylah26: no u
discodeaks: what are u naming the puppy
rogahtaylah26: idk yet but i like the name felix
freddielovescats: are you naming him after our lord and savior pewdiepie
rogahtaylah26: maybe...
discodeaks: roger can i come pet the dog :D
rogahtaylah26: sure
discodeaks: I LOVE PUPPIES AHHHHHHHHH
freddielovescats: zoinks!
brianisnotapoodle: what. now.
freddielovescats: remember the cat i brought in my house like 2 seconds ago
discodeaks: oh no what happened fred
freddielovescats: it scratched me :(
brianisnotapoodle: freddieeeeeeeeeeeeee
freddielovescats: thats my name
brianisnotapoodle: let that cat out right now
freddielovescats: yes mother
rogahtaylah26: i gave felix a treat :)
discodeaks: awwwwww
freddielovescats: the cat is outside :(
brianisnotapoodle: now clean where it scratched u and put a bandaid on
freddielovescats: yes mother
discodeaks: brian guess what
brianisnotapoodle: what
discodeaks: ive made a decision on behalf of roger, fred, and myself
brianisnotapoodle: and what is the decision
discodeaks: ur adopting all 3 of us
brianisnotapoodle: no
rogahtaylah26: ok boomer
sorry this chapter took literally forever to publish.
-ash 11.25.29
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