chapter twenty: gone to bali

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tuesday, 9:46am

spooku scary skeletobs

rogahtaylah26: has anyone seen deaky today

brianisnotapoodle: no and hes not responding to texts

freddielovescats: i havent seen him

rogahtaylah26: maybe hes ditching

brianisnotapoodle: he wouldnt ditch without us

freddielovescats: maybe hes sick

rogahtaylah26: maybe we can summon him

freddielovescats: ooooh good idea

rogahtaylah26: CHEESE ON TOAST

freddielovescats: CHEESE ON TOAST

brianisnotapoodle: i texted his mom

rogahtaylah26: whatd she say

brianisnotapoodle: he left a note on his desk

freddielovescats: what is he doing

brianisnotapoodle: HE FUCKING WENT TO BALI

rogahtaylah26: ARE U JOKING

freddielovescats: THIS BITCH I SWEAR-

brianisnotapoodle: the note says "gone to bali -john"

rogahtaylah26: WHY DIDNT HE FUCKING INVITE US

freddielovescats: I WANNA GO TO BALI

brianisnotapoodle: im wondering where he got the money

freddielovescats: he doesnt even have a job

rogahtaylah26: i thought he did peoples lawns

freddielovescats: no he does his grandmas lawn

brianisnotapoodle: if hes in a hotel shouldnt he have wifi

discodeaks: oh he has wifi :)

rogahtaylah26: BRO WHY WERENT U RESPONDING

discodeaks: i like confusing people

freddielovescats: where did u get the money and why didnt u bring us

discodeaks: i just needed a break from school

freddielovescats: u literally didnt answer either of the questions

discodeaks: oops my bad

rogahtaylah26: ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTIONS BITCHASS

discodeaks: ok i will

brianisnotapoodle: i have 2 questions also

discodeaks: ok everyone can ask me 1 question and im about to go have a massage so make it quick

rogahtaylah26: lucky bitch

discodeaks: ask. me. ur. questions.

brianisnotapoodle: how did u even get the money

discodeaks: i saved up all summer

freddielovescats: i thought u were saving for a car

rogahtaylah26: nope im the one saving for a new car

discodeaks: next question

rogahtaylah26: how tf did ur parents let u go

discodeaks: they didnt care cause they leave me all the time

freddielovescats: why didnt u bring us along

discodeaks: idk that couldve been more money and u guys dont have money

rogahtaylah26: thanks to the three of u i have no money

brianisnotapoodle: whatd we do

rogahtaylah26: U MADE ME GET MY FUCKING EYEBALLS CHECKED

brianisnotapoodle: haha i forgot about that

freddielovescats: i dont have money cause i spend it all on toys for my cat

brianisnotapoodle: i dont have money cause i bought those clogs

freddielovescats: dont mention those disgusting clogs

brianisnotapoodle: theyre not disgusting :(





hey bros!!! thanks for almost 2k!!!! sorry this chapter is crazy short!!! 

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