dumbasses: a queen group chat fanfic

chapter fifteen: roger gets glasses (a two-part tale)

tuesday, 12:23pm

roger is a nerd

rogahtaylah26: guys press f for respects

brianisnotapoodle: why

rogahtaylah26: my minecraft dog died :(

brianisnotapoodle: what was his name

rogahtaylah26: dont judge me but i named him after pewdiepies minecraft dog

brianisnotapoodle changed the group name to rip sven

freddielovescats: WAIT SVEN DIED THAT MEANS THE SERIES IS OVER IM GONNA CRY

rogahtaylah26: no fred MY sven died, not the real sven dont worry

rogahtaylah26 changed the group name to rip rogers sven

discodeaks: i dont watch pewdiepie

freddielovescats: how dare u

brianisnotapoodle: jesus we dont want another deaky vs. freddie fight

discodeaks: what??

rogahtaylah26: yOu'vE nEvEr pLaYeD tUbEr SiMuLaTor

discodeaks: stop referencing things i dont understand :(

freddielovescats: ok sorry deaks

rogahtaylah26: please tell me the two of u arent fighting anymore

discodeaks: we arent

brianisnotapoodle: ok then

rogahtaylah26: where r we going once we ditch class

brianisnotapoodle: i have 2 ideas

freddielovescats: ok what r they

brianisnotapoodle: idea 1 is we go get ice cream and idea 2 is something i know roger would hate

rogahtaylah26: what is idea 2 and why would i hate it

brianisnotapoodle: its something i know u wouldnt want to do

discodeaks: lets just get ice cream

rogahtaylah26: no i wanna know what idea 2 is

brianisnotapoodle left the chat.

freddielovescats: dramatic

rogahtaylah26 added brianisnotapoodle to the chat.

rogahtaylah26: ur not getting away that easily

brianisnotapoodle: fine the idea was to prove that roger is a blind ass bitch

discodeaks: how tf would we do that

brianisnotapoodle: idk by making him get his eyes checked

rogahtaylah26: haha ur right i do hate it

freddielovescats: wait that sounds fun brian

rogahtaylah26: no no no no lets get ice cream

discodeaks: idea 2 is the best idea

rogahtaylah26: eye doctors cost money and i only have money that im saving for a new car

brianisnotapoodle: nope ur using that money for this :)

rogahtaylah26: dude ive been saving for three months i dont want to waste it on something i dont want to do

discodeaks: its important to ur health child

rogahtaylah26: i may have enough money for an appointment but theres no way i have enough money for glasses if i need them

brianisnotapoodle: heres the new plan- i schedule an appointment for after school that way rogers mom can come and pay, we all go with mrs taylor and roger, and we ditch class rn so we can get ice cream

freddielovescats: i like that plan

discodeaks: yes thats a good plan brian

rogahtaylah26: i dont like this plan

brianisnotapoodle: ur outvoted rog

rogahtaylah26: fine i will text my mom 

discodeaks: ok see u guys at the bench i spray painted a dick on

ok so originally this was gonna be a one chapter thing but I kept writing and its about two chapters worth of stuff so I'm making a part 2. I plan on getting the part 2 up later today. oh and if you don't watch pewdiepie I'm sorry, I love him and wanted to reference the minecraft series lol. also thank all of you for 1k reads!!! 

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happy reading!