monday, 7:21pm
roger is a nerd
discodeaks: guys
freddielovescats: yeeee??
discodeaks: VERONICA ASKED ME OUT WHAT DO I DO
rogahtaylah26: who tf is veronica
brianisnotapoodle: do u ever listen to him?? Veronica is the girl thats been pining over john for like two years
discodeaks: WHAT DO I SAY
brianisnotapoodle: idk
discodeaks: SHE MIGHT GET MAD AT ME AHHHHHH
freddielovescats: well that sucks for you.
rogahtaylah26: jeez fred dont be so salty
freddielovescats: im not
discodeaks: FUUUUUUCKKKKSIJHIPAFIHIEPARDISOLJ
rogahtaylah26: he is speaking the language of the gods
brianisnotapoodle: ya good there deaks???
discodeaks: I HAVE A GF NOW HOLY SHIT
freddielovescats: congrats for you.
brianisnotapoodle: aw im happy for u :)
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monday, 7:33pm
imessage: brian to freddie
brian: why r u so upset
freddie: im not upset
brian: somethings clearly wrong
freddie: if i tell u, u cant tell anyone, not even roger
brian: but rogers my best friend, i tell him everything
freddie: im being serious
brian: ok i wont tell him
freddie: i like deaky
brian: yeah no shit
freddie: what?? how tf did u know
brian: i mean im proud of u for telling me, but literally the only person that doesnt know u like him IS deaky
freddie: well thanks for ruining the moment
brian: ur welcome :)
freddie: brian i swear to god if u tell roger i will kill u
brian: alright chill
freddie: cause i bet he'll tell deaky
brian: if u dont mind me asking, what exactly do u see in him
freddie: idk hes just so adorable and funny and cute and attractive and hot and nice and i like him a lot
brian: freddie, ur gay is showing
freddie: yeah no kidding
brian: i just dont understand
freddie: what
brian: deakys straight im pretty sure
freddie: and??
brian: i thought u cant like straight guys
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dumbasses: a queen group chat fanfic
Random(high school au) this fanfic takes place here in 2019. i hope you enjoy reading it, and don't take it too seriously. highest ranking: #1 in deacury 8/26/19-9/30/19, #1 in maylor 10/3/19-10/14/19
