yeet shuichi

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Kaito: Hi there I'm kaito momota and you have problems!

Kaito grabs shuichi

Kaito: Thats why shuichi exists..to solve them and kokichi exists to make them

Kokichi: still a better love story than twilight

Toko: my romance novels are way better

Kokichi: no one reads anymore mom

Hagakure: yeah who reads *smokes weed*

Togami: *hmph* well I can read money *smokes money* I also sometimes smoke money

Nagito: I smoke hope

Director: CUT YOUR MISSING THE POINT HERE!

Author-chan: begone thot *t-poses*

Director: NUUUUUU

Claude: BlIsSfUl *begins to tap dance*

Author-chan: WRONG FANDOM CLAUDE FAUSTUS!

Alois: Were tired of you kicking us out

Todorki: YEAH WE NEED JUSTICE!

Jojo siwa: did someone say justice...well MY MERCH IS LIKE WEARING SOMETHING FROM JUSTICE

James charles: It's time to dethrone this sister

author-chan: nani?!

Alois: we will take away her author powers

Author-chan: huh?!

Claude: BlISSFULLL 

Author-chan: my...AUTHOR POWERS ARE GONE!

Hagakure: dun dun duunnn

Toko sneezes

Genocide jack: WHO THE F&#& HURT MY GURL!

Author-chan: It was them but there is only one who can stop them

Genocide jack: huh?!

Author-chan: the chosen one *I point to you*

Hagakure: why are you pointing at the air

Auhtor-chan: I can use the last of my powers to summon you

Author-chan snaps her fingers and y/n comes in riding a thanos

Y/n: Omg...im in a wattpad story *sigh* thank god its not one about an abusive bf or something

Author-chan: use this

Author-chan gives y/n the sword of thomas the train

Author-chan: Now go chosen one!

Y/n: hell yeah i'm the chosen one!

Author-chan: but be aware of claude's blissful powers

Y/n: Im gonna kill that spider pedo!

Y/n goes into a rick and morty portal riding thanos with a thomas the train sowrd (ur welcome)

Genocide jack: sooo wanna go have fun?

Author-chan winks at genocide jack and they walk away

Y/n: STOP YOU VILLANS

Jojo siwa: you think thats going to help you

Shuichi: *sigh* just yeet me already

Y/n: uhmm ok

Y/n yeets shuichi

Claude: NUUUUUU
James charles: BYE SISTERS

Alois: IM TO GAY TO DIE

Todoroki: SAMMEE

Jojo siwa: BUY MY MERCHHH

rip the wrong fandom squad

Shane dawson: well..im still here

Y/n: 2 lazy to kill you guys

Author-chan: yay my author powers are back but now it is time I send you back home

Y/n: hmm should I though

I'll leave it up to you if Y/n goes home or not








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