Author-chan: you know wat?!
Y/n: what?
Author-chan: WE SHOULD HAVE A SINGLES DAY T_T
Y/n: your just mad coz your single aren't ya? -_-
Author-chan: WHHYY CUREL WORLD WHYYYYY!!!!!
Y/n: ur not the only one singe you know
Author-chan: WHICH IS WHY WE SHOULD HAVE SINGLES DAY!
Y/n: -_- I'm gonna go read another fanfic
Author-chan: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Author-chan: who else is single?
Sayaka: literally no one but you
Mondo: mhmm I fuckin got Ishimaru (legit almost wrote kirishima cuz I imagined mondo with bakugous voice)
Celeste: I have toga
Togami: I have money!
Author-Chan: EVEN HIFUMI ISN'T SINGLE T_T