Mondo: oh f***
Ishimaru senses a presences in the force
Ishimaru naruto runs in the halls
Ishimaru: THAT WORD IS NOT WELCOME IN A SCHOOL ENVIROMENT BABE!
Mondo: BUT YOUR RAN IN THE HALL SWEETHEART!
Ishimaru: Gasp! *takes knife out* I MUST PUNISH MYSELF
Mondo: NO YOU CAN'T I LOVE YOU TO MUCH!!!!!!!!!
Ishimaru: REEEEEEEEEEE
Mondo: NUUUUUUUUUUUU
Author-chan: NU! *takes knife from ishimaru* I NEED MORE CHAPTERS! *author-chan goes under the ground*
Mondo: who's that wired chick anyway
Ishimaru: I DON'T KNOW BRO!
Toko: D-d-dats my g-g-gf you HoEs
Author-chan proceeds to fortnite dance
Y/n: YOU NEED TO STAWP *shoots author-chan*
Authro-chan: lItSeN bEfOrE i Go (Billie Eilish intensifies) TAKE ME TO THE ROOFTOP
Ishimaru shrugs
Mondo: okay!
Mondo and Ishimaru carry author-chan to the roof of Hagakures hair
his hair eats author-chan
Hagakure: my hair ate another person
Mondo: yup
no one shows up to my funeral
we need to stawp abuse t-
bang
Y/n: what you were alive so I killed you
My ghost comes in
Author ghost-chan: And now take Naegi and his player arc!
Naegi: WAHHH KYOKO IT WAS ONE NIGHT
Kyoko: REEEEEEEEEEE
Togami: b-but you said that night was special *sniff8 YOU PLEABIN! *sniff*
Y/n: here some tissue rich lemon
Togami: I refuse such *sniff* cheap tissue *takes out money* this is my tissues!"
Togami wipes his nose with money
Toko: AHHH NEW ITEM TO MY COLLECTION
Togami throws his tissue money at toko
Y/n: you have just thrown it at the trashcan
Togami: I did
Author-chan: LIES THE TRASHCAN WAS RIGHT HERE *points to herself*
Celestia: Actually your all trash
Togami: agreed!
they both sip tea while everyone glares at them except Naegi since he's busy being killed and Kyoko is busy killing
Naegi: KYOOOOKOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Naegis shoe flies of and lands on sayaka
Sayaka: Oh~ just like cinderella!
Kyoko snatches Sayaka's weave
Kyoko: NAH AH!
Makoto whispers to sayaka
"call me later"
Kyoko: MAKOTOOOOO!!!!
Naegi: WAHHHHHHHHHH
