Chapter 1 in a nutshell

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Pretty much I'm playing the games again and I just finished chapter 1 so why not write this chapter

It all started in hopes peak

Naegi: oh look school! oh wait nvm coma time!

*wakes up in a weird classroom*

Naegi: time to dora the explora!

Naegi Naegi Naegi the exploraaaaaa

Sayaka: Come on Naegi!

Naegi: oh hi bae!

Sayaka: hi bae!

Monokuma: ayyeee guys I kidnapped you now kill each other to leave, anyway cyaaa

Mondo: NoT sO fAaSsT!

Mondo yeets monokuma

Monokuma: PYSCH IM A BOMB!

Mondo: shi-

Kyoko: lets investigate guys, investigation is my only hobby and purpose in life

Togami: now I'm goin solo *solo by Jennie from blackpink begins to play*

Mondo: YOU GOTTA STICK TO THE GROUP!

Togami: I'M GOIN SOLOOOOO!!!!

Mondo: STFU HAN SOLOOOOO

Togami: WHAT DOES Han Solo HAVE TO DO WITH THIS, AND WHY ARE WE SCREAMING

Mondo: IDKKK IM GONNA PUNCH YOU

Togami: HA! YOU CANT PUNCH ME, I HAVE MONEY

Mondo: WATCH ME!

Naegi: NO DONT DO IT!

Mondo: WHY NOT?!

Toko: S-STOP SCREAMING IM GONNA G-GET A PANIC A-ATTACK!

Sayaka: YOUR SCREAMING TOO!

Ishimaru: THIS IS NOT WELCOME IN A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENNTTTTTT

Mondo: IM GONNA PUNCH NAEGIII FOR NO REASOONNNN

Hagakure: GET ME MY POPCORNNN

Mondo: ONE PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naegi: oh okay coma time!

Naegi passes out

Sayaka: OH CRAP DEAD BODYYYY

Monokuma: NO YOU IDIOTS, HES NOT DEAD WERE NOT HAVING A TRAIL OVER IT!

Naegi wakes up

Naegi: what is the strange world??

Everyone else:...what?

Monokuma: I think the only thing that died was makotos brain, okay were having a class trail

CLASS TRAIL TIME

Aoi: okay, lets figure out how his brain died in the first place!

Togami: was the thing even alive?

Hagakure: I think he was hit in the head

Kyoko: you idiots...it was the impact of Mondos one punch...

Mondo: n-nah you have no proof

Kyoko: we literally witnessed the whole thing -_-

Mondo: no you didn't, Hagakure was to busy finding popcorn, Togami was in a corner being an asshoe, Toko was too busy having a panic attack, celeste was throwing orders at hifumi, hifumi was having fantasies, Ishimaru was to busy stopping Leon who was running around the halls, Leon was running around in panic, Sakura was standing and staring at a wall, Aoi was cheering on sakura who was staring at the wall, Sayaka was listening to black pink, Kyoko you were to busy investigating and I was obviously to busy admiring ishimarus beauty so no one witnessed anything

Kyoko: dude....we all saw it

Mondo: no you didn't

Ishimaru: MONDO HAS A POINT, HE IS INNOCENT!

Hifumi: yeah, seems legit

Kyoko: what the f-

Togami: why are you trying to frame mondo, UNLESS YOU WERE THE KILLER!

Kyoko: guys wh-

Aoi: YEAH IT WAS KYOKO!

Monokuma: meh seems legit, Kyoko did it

Kyoko: wait n-

Monokuma: EXECUTION TIME!

Kyoko gets crushed by a giant brain

the execution was called 'brain dead'

Naegi: omg purple got rip lol

Sayaka: well, I'm gonna go kill Leon now!

Leon: UNO REVERSE CARD!

Sayaka: CRAP, GUYS IT WAS NAEGI!

Leon: YEAH IT WAS NAEGI!

Naegi: wha?

Monokuma: EXECUTION TIME!

Naegi gets the same execution as Kyoko

Ghost Kyoko: well at least I'm not alone

Ghost Naegi: so wanna haunt them?

Ghost Kyoko: I thought you would never ask, lets do it!

Kiyos sister: Oh look new friends

Kiyo: SISTERRRRRRRRRRRR

Ghost Kyoko: RUN AWAY FROM THE INCEST

and so they lived in despair for ever after!


Bonus Interaction I randomly thought of while writing this chapter

Togami: who are you?

Twogami t-poses: you but better

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