Togami: MOVE OUT OF MY WAY PESEANTS IM GONNA BE SORTED FIRST
Sorting hat: well...SLYTHERIN!
Togami: DAMMIT I PAID YOU TO SORT ME IN MONEY NOT SLYTHERIN!
Sorting hat: that's not a house -_-
Naegi: oh boy...I'm next but I'm a protagonist so I should get Gryffindor
Sorting hat: HUFFLEPUFF!
Naegi: SORE WA CHIGA YO!
Himiko: neyhhh the great mage Himiko will be sorted finally!
Sorting: another cinnamon roll...hufflepuff!
Tenko: MY HIMIKO IS HUFFLEPUFF?! THAT MEANS I MUST BE ONE TWO!
Sorting hat: GYRFFINDOR!
Tenko: YOU DEGENRATE HAT!
Hifumi: can I be sorted into hentai
Sorting hat:...thats it your a muggle