Author-chan: hmm...what to write today
Kazuchi: WHERE AM I IN YOUR STORY?!
Author-chan: whoops...
Sonia: exists
Kazuchi: OMG MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERD, OMG I HAVE FOUND DA LIGGHHTTTT
Light:....whats your name again?
Gundam: I SHALL STEAL DA SONIAAAA
Kazuchi: YOU VILLAN
Gundam takes Sonia away
Kazuchi: SONIA!, I MUST SAVE HER
Kazuchi gathers his team
- Boss baby Fuyuhiko
Fuyuhiko: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME BISH?!
Author-Chan:...nothing?
- Nagito the H O P E worrier
- Akane the binge eater
Rize: HEY THATS MY TITLE!
Last but not least
Kazuchis baby shark teeth!
Author-chan: They traveled the land and swam in the sea of death!!
Fuyuhiko: we literally just took two steps and stopped cuz you got tired
Author-chan: taking one step is one thing but two steps and I'm in the friggin olympics!
[this is why I'm single]
Nagito eats a bagel
Akane: OMG FOOD!
Nagito and Akane fight for the bagel
Kazuchi: FOR MISS SONIAAAAAA
Kazuchi and Gundam have an ultimate battle
Sonia: I choose gundam
Kazuchi: HUH?!
Sonia: bye!
Sonia walks away with gundam
Kazuchi cries in the floor while sad titanic flute plays
Akane: so sad....
Y/n: better than twilight!
Fuyuhiko: ANYTHING is better than twilight...
Author-chan: so I'm better than twilight?
Fuyuhiko: okay I take that back anything is better than author-chan
Author-chan: yup, no one likes me cuz my depression is bigger than Kim kardashians ass
Y/n: omg that's so sad
