Makoto: so does everyone have there gifts
Togami: I will go first peasants
Togami: so my gift is for myself
Mondo: HEY THATS NOT ALLOWED!
Togami: I'm going to ignore the screaming narwhal plea bin, anyway. I bought myself my 765th private jet so that I can flex on everyone
Makoto: 765th?!
Togami: yes peasant, I bet you. only have 12
Sayaka: I'll go next!
Makoto: okay then!
Sayaka: this gift is for Leon
Leon: oh gee thanks sayaka!
Sayaka: I bought you A TRIP TO KNIFE TOWN
Sayaka attempts to stab Leon but Leon pulls out an uno reverse card
sayaka dies
Leon: oh no the power of my uno reverse card was too strong!
Junko: her blood is ruing my new shoes *junkos walks over sayaka* I'm next!
Junko: So my gift is for everyone and its DESPAIRRRRRRR
Makoto: hope!
Junko:
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Celeste: my gift is for Kyoto, the only decent human being in this room of idiots
(Togami cries internally)
Kyoko opens her gift to find milk tea
Celeste: I even put my manual
CELESTES GUID FOR MAKING MILK TEA 101
FOR SLAVES (hifumi)
Kyoko: my gift is for makoto
Makoto starts blushing
Kyoko pulled out a shirt that had makoto screaming sore wa china yo!
Makoto: *sweat drop* they have merch of that
Toko: y-you scream it e-every two s-secounds
Makoto: SORE WA CHIGA YO!
Ishimaru: MY GIFT IS FOR MONDO!
Mondo: aww honeyyy
Ishimaru pulls out a photo album that said 'ishimondo pics that are welcome in a school environment'
Mondo: DARLINGGG!!!
Ishimaru: COME HERE BABY!!!!
Mukuro: so I got a gift for my sister Junko!
Junko: ugh I bet its something ugly
Mukuro: I know how much you. love fashion so I got you a sweater, I made it myself!
Junko: ew I'm feeding this to monokuma, like that time I fed mondo to monokuma
Mondo: stfu!
Chihiro: m-my gift I-is for m-mondo
mondo opens the gift to find a dumbbell
mondo accidentally drops the dumbbell of chihiros head
mondo: whoops......
Toko: m-my gift I-is for m-masterrr
Togami: oh no...
Toko gives toga photoshopped pics of them together doing couples shit
Togami: BURN THISSSS BURNN ITTTTTTTTTTTT AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Togami pays the gift burn
Hagakure: my gift is for crazy chic (toko)
Toko: Y-you got me a gift?
Hagakure: yeah I made a deal with author-chan, if I give you a gift she would give me weed
Author-chan: DON'T CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT!
Toko opens her gift and finds weed
Toko: -_-
Hagakure: I know I'm such a good gift giver
Author-chan: my gift is for y/n
Y/n: really?!
Y/n opens there gift to find a free sneak peak of the new chapter
and so hifumi opens the hentai and found.....
Y/n: WHAT KINDA HENTAI IS DIS?!
Author-chan: well...its not official, I never plan my chapters...I just write it on the spot like right now
Y/n: that explains why it sucks
Author-chan goes cries in a corner
and she doesn't get a gift cuz the world hates her
period
