Minecraft Daycare One~Shots

Incorrect Daycare Quotes ~ 2

Lizzie: If you were driving, and you saw Goldy and Kingston on the road, what would you do?

Tina: I would run Goldy over obviously.

Lizzie:

Lizzie: No, Tina. You hit the brakes.

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Unicorn: We need something to stop Goldy.

TIna: I have an idea.

Unicorn: That doesn't require murder?

Tina:

Tina: I no longer have an idea.

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Goldy: I can do quick math!

Ryan: What's 14x1?

Goldy: 100.

Ryan: You weren't even close.

Goldy: At least I was quick.

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Goldy: *casually falls from the roof of the daycare and dies*

Ryan: *sips tea*

Tony: How do you always have tea on yiu?

Ryan: I have my ways.

Tina: *distantly laughing*

Unicorn: *distantly screaming at Tina*

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Danny: Guys! Sal is waking up!

Sal: *dissapears*

Everyone:

Ryan: *distant* you saw nothing!

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Goldy: what do you use to eat soup with?

Tina: A spoon.

Goldy: Now say it five times fast.

TIina: Spoon, spoon, spoon, spoon, spoon.

Goldy: Now tell me what you eat rice with.I

Tina: *confidentaly* A fork! You can't fool me-

TIna:

Tina: ...a spoon.

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Kat: *drops a mug filled with Ryan's tea*

Kat: ****

Tony: *distant banging coming closer*

Kat: Oh no.

Tony: *comes storming in* WHAT IN THE FLIP FLOP CHICKEN HOP CHUNGUS FUNGUS NUGGETS BUDGETS JUST HUGS DID YOU JUST SAY ¿

Kat: I said 'Oops '..